"Two Stones tickets, please, senior discount."
"This time, when the swinging sixties come around, I'm not going to miss them."
"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."
They're museum quality!"
Tags:merchandise, merchandising, consumer, consumers, consumerism, consumerist, museum, museums, weirdo, weirdos, freak, freaks, hippie, hippy, hippies, art piece, art pieces, curator, curators, exhibit, exhibits, boomer, boomers, baby boomer, baby boomers, people watching, people watcher, people watchers, hobby, hobbies
"Attention, shoppers. We have a lost boomer at the information desk."
Tags:department store, department stores, store, stores, shop, shops, shopping, shopper, shoppers, mall, malls, shopping mall, shopping malls, shopping center, shopping centers, shopping centre, shopping centres, information, lost & found, lost and found, lost, missing, boomer, boomers, baby boomer, baby boomers, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, over the hill, over-the-hill, senile, senility, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, announcement, announcements, attention, man, men
"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."
"Son, everyone went to college in the sixties - there was a war going on."
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"Grandpa Windsong, tell us another story from the sixties!"
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Fred Philpot, Born 1944.
Tags:let it all hang out, hippie, hippies, boomer, boomers, baby boomer, baby boomers, hip, corporate, corporation, switch, switched, eighties, 80s, 1980s, statue, statues, memory, memories, life, change, changing, businessmen, businessman, generation, generations, middle age, middle-age, play on words, mid-life, baby-boomer, baby-boomers, monument, monuments
"Golly, bongos and espresso! You folks haven't changed a bit."
Tags:hipster, hipsters, beatnik, beatniks, age, ages, aging, ageing, grow old, grows old, growing old, boomer, boomers, baby boomer, baby boomers, bongo, bongos, bongo drums, stuck in the past, lifestyle, lifestyles, act your age, acting your age, immature, immaturity, coffeehouse, coffee, espresso, espressos, middle age, middle-aged, senior, senior citizen, senior citizens
"Frankly, we're at a loss, so we're looking for someone young and stupid to tell us what to do."
Tags:generations, generation, generation gap, age gap, age, ages, baby boomer, baby boomers, boomer, boomers, middle age, middle aged, young, youth, office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, failing business, millennial, millennials, college educated, university educated, fresh start, new ideas, new idea, suggestion, suggestions, hiring, hired, new hire
"Christ! How much further is it to the next rest stop!?!"
Tags:rider, riding, motorbike, motorbikes, bike, bikes, road trip, road trips, biking, biker, bikers, age, aging, old age, hippie, hippies, drama, dramas, film, films, rest, resting, rests, rest stop, pit stop, pit stops, rest stops, bored, bore, boring, bores, counterculture, countercultures, hippy, hippys, boomer, baby boomer, baby boomers, baby-boomer, baby-boomers, retirees, retirement, old, older
Talbot & Felcher - Attorneys-at-Law, formerly Jimmy & Slats - Folksingers
Tags:folksinger, folksingers, folksinging, folk, folk artist, folk artists, career, careers, career path, career paths, change career, changing careers, hippy, hippie, hippies, middle age, middle-aged, responsible, responsibility, boomer, boomers, baby boomer, baby boomers, grow up, growing up, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, private practice, private practices, adulthood, musician, musicians, former musician, former musicians
"We invented your hair."
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"You can come out now. The Beatles are gone again."
"The sixties are over, Ralph. The seventies and the eighties, for God's sake, are over. Give it a rest!"
Tags:live in the past, lives in the past, living in the past, aging hippy, aging hippies, ageing hippy, ageing hippies, musician, musicians, guitar, guitars, guitarist, guitarists, couple, couples, married couple, married couples, music history, old age, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, boomer, boomers, baby boomer, baby boomers, generation, generations
"For me, son, the 45 has always been the only format when it comes to a really hot single."
Tags:45, 45s, record, records, record player, record players, vinyl, vinyl record, vinyl records, single, boomer, boomers, baby boomer, baby boomers, teen, teens, teenager, format, formats, single, singles, generation gap, generation gaps, generational divide, generational division, wisdom, words of wisdom, old fart, old farts, conservative, father, fathers, dad, dads, parent, parents, music lover, music lovers, nostalgia, nostalgic
"They've got Hank on some of that medical marijuana."
Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."
The Crummiest Generation
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"Which is more ancient—our chants or 'Piano Man'?"
Tags:billy joel, yacht rock, buddhist, buddhists, buddhism, old, old person, old people, dad, dads, dad rock, dad music, ancient, ancient civilization, ancient civilizations, ancient civilisation, ancient civilisations, boomer, boomers, baby boomer, baby boomers, chant, chants, chanting, religious chant, religious chants
"Thus, the Yardbirds begat Cream, Spencer Davis Group begat Traffic, Cream and Traffic begat Blind Faith, and Blind Faith begat Derek and the Dominos and Ginger Baker's Air Force..."
Tags:eric clapton, lineage, lineages, pedigree, pedigrees, band, bands, classic rock, classic rock guitarist, classic rock guitarists, boomer, boomers, baby boomer, baby boomers, history, historian, historians, music history, 60s, 1960s, nostalgia, nostalgic, grandparent, grandparents, grandchild, music lover, rock, rock 'n' roll, rock n roll, rock music, rock musician, rock musicians, music teacher, music teachers
Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: Anti-Nukes & Anti-Anti Nukes on Wall Street
Tags:nuke, nukes, nuclear bomb, nuclear bombs, protest, protests, protester, protesters, businessman, businessmen, wall street, liberal, liberals, hippy, hippies, political divide, political division, political divisions, class division, class divisions, conservative, conservatives, protest, protests, protester, protesters, divided country, red state, red states, blue state, blue states, counterculture, boomer, boomers, baby boom, political polarization, politically polarized, polarized
"Let the record show the defendant pleads 'OK, boomer.'"
"Did you get the rations, hon?"
Tags:mutant, mutants, post-apocalypse, post-apocalyptic, post-apocalyptic hellscape, dystopia, dystopian, dystopian future, millennial, millennials, generation gap, generations gaps, wealth gap, wealth gaps, wealth inequality, boomer, boomers, baby boomer, baby boomers, adult child, parent, parents, elderly parents