Booze Cartoons

Booze Cartoons

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"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

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"I guess what I miss most is being drunk."

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"Swift Boat Veterans for Scotch"

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"I'm a citizen of the world, but I'm based in Bayonne."

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"Medical Wine."

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"Sweetie, there is no kids' section."

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"And a bag of peanuts."

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"I get confused. When someone says, 'have you no shame?', is the proper answer 'yes' or 'no'?"

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Baskets 'N Booze

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"A hairpiece is fine, Ron, but a Shag rug is so 'seventies'."

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"I love our litte chats, Jack, but you've got to start drinking again."

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"I love our litte chats, Jack, but you've got to start drinking again."

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"Actually, right now I'm in retox."

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"I was new money till they initiated the anti counterfeiting measures."

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"Thanks, Chuck, I admire your NASCARness also."

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"No one takes the trouble to get to know the person behind the 'persona non grata'. "

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"I don't dance on the head of a pin unless I'm really drunk."

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"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."

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"Can I buy you a drink? And then if things don't work out between us you can pay me back?"

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"I may not be in for a while, Eddie. My wife and I have decided to normalize relations."

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"Physician heal thyself."

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"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

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"We're running an intervention on you, Jack, but if you'll buy us a drink we'll forget about it."

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"I feel as if everything in my life has happened offstage."

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“Biggers, two more Luau Sizzlers for Annie and me and another Fog Cutter for Mrs. Grindstaff.”

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