"We're just here for a few days to get our names crudely Anglicized, do some shopping, sightseeing—stuff like that."
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"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"
Tags:airport, airports, airport security, security, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, safety, bomb, bombs, sniffer dog, sniffer dogs, security dog, security dogs, bomb dog, bomb dogs, luggage, baggage, border control, customs, officer, officers, screening officer, screening officers, screening, security screening, scan, scanning, scanner, protect, protection, dog handler, dog handlers, explosive, explosives, ineffective, useless, incompetent, air travel, transportation, flying, tsa, tsa agent, agent, tsa officer, transportation security officer, transportation security administration, homeland security, department of homeland security, screening equipment, bomb detection, canine, canines, terror, terrorism
"Did you leave your bag unattended or trade your cow for magic beans?"
Tags:airport, airports, airport security, nothing to declare, contraband, contraband items, aeroplane, aeroplanes, aiplane, airplanes, travel, travelling, travellers, customs, border control, border protection, jack and the beanstalk, giant beanstalk, jack and the giant beanstalk, jack and the magic beanstalk, fairy tale, fairy tales, unattended luggage, unattended bag, unattended bags, unattended baggage, luggage, bag, bags, bagg, security guard, security guards, age, hold luggage, cabin luggage, law enforcement, law enforcer, federal law enforcement, illegal item, illegal items, smuggling, smuggler, accident, accidental, mistake, biologicals, banned biologicals, agricultural permit, agricultural permits
A border wall that could find bipartisan support
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"Just imagine the hold is world peace and the sand traps are nuclear Armageddon and the club is your ability to deal calmly and rationally with complex situations."
Arctic Climate Update:
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Trump skips the climate conference to observe the holiday.
Tags:hanukkah, festival of lights, judaism, holiday, holidays, pollution, environment, climate change, global warming, trump, donald, the donald, trump administration, wall, walls, build the wall, building the wall, mexico, idiot, idiots, president, presidents, politics, political, politician, politicians, businessman, businessmen, border control, maga, make america great again, menorah, menorahs
Passport Control: Visitor W/Tourist Visa. . .American Vistors W/Toursit Visa
Tags:tourist, tourists, visa, visas, tourist visa, tourist visas, travel visa, travel visas, passport control, passport controls, passport, passports, border control, border controls, immigration control, immigration controls, security gate, security gates, obesity, american stereotype, american stereotypes, obesity epidemic, fat epidemic, fat epidemics, obesity epidemics, national crisis, american tourist, american tourists
Tags:gate of heaven, pearly gates, pearl gates, st peter, st. peter, heaven, the afterlife, afterlife, life after death, saint peter, angel, angels, policemen, policeman, police men, police man, police officer, police officers, police search, police searches, spot check, spot checks, clean, security check, security checks, border control, border check, border checks, border security
"Any fruits or vegetables?"
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Sign at a border crossing saying "Welcome to the U.S.A. - We'll put M&M's in anything!"
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A child builds a really long wall along a beach.
"I hear there's room for a puppy on the transition team."
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"I guess the Garcias won't be coming to visit anymore."
"You're totally paranoid - no one is swarming the border."
"And yet another headache for the Immigration and Naturalization Service!"
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"Now then, were you driven out of Ireland by religious, political or economic pressures?"
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UnAmerican Family Separations
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Last Customs Post Before the Border
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Tags:i.c.e., u.s. immigration and customs enforcement, immigration and customs enforcement, border control, border controls, border law, border laws, immigration policy, immigration policies, auguste rodin, sculpture, sculptures, detention center, detention centers, the kiss, family separation, family separations
Wake up, America!
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Borer Patrol - Feline Unit.
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History Marches on: Nativism Marches in Place
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Standing Room Only Every Nite! - Donald Trump
"Relax, Mr. President, that's not a migrant caravan. It's just the city marathon."