"Now for the high point of the evening - a videotape of my elevation to regional director of marketing."
Tags:videotape, videotapes, highlight, highlights, highlight reel, highlight reels, ego, egomaniac, egomaniacs, egotist, egotists, egotistical, self-promoter, self-promoters, self-promotion, ego stroker, ego strokers, ego stroking, bore, bores, boring, dinner party, dinner parties, uninteresting, toot your own horn, tooting your own horn
"Companionable! Tonto was companionable!"
Tags:companion, companions, companionable, wife, wives, husband, husbands, married life, married couple, married couples, marital problem, marital problems, love life, boring, boredom, bore, bores, marriage problem, marriage problems, love-life, marriage therapy, marital therapy, couples counseling, couples counselling
"He's not much fun, but he's made entirely from recycled materials."
Tags:environmental, environmentalism, environmentalist, eco friendly, eco-friendly, dinner party, party, parties, dinner parties, conversation, boring, boredom, bored, bore, chat, chatting, talk, talking, bar, bars, date, dates, unoriginal, originality, original, couple, couples, recycle, recycled, recycling
He Watched Sports
Tags:grave, graves, gravestone, gravestones, graveyard, graveyards, cemetery, cemeteries, tombstone, tombstones, paying respects, remembering, remembrance, sports, sports fan, sport fan, sport fans, sports fans, boring, bore, bores, epitaph, epitaph, boring person, boring people, wasted life, pointless, pointlessness, depressing, dying
Fun City Update
Tags:traffic, drive, driving, driver, car, cars, auto, autos, traffic jam, jam, pile up, pile-up, queue, queues, tunnel, tunnels, commute, commuter, commuting, commuters, commuter life, urban life, urban living, modern life, modern world, sarcasm, sarcastic, sarcasticlly, fun, bore, bored, city, city living, toll, tolls
"Maybe nobody goes to your Web site because it's about you."
Tags:website, websites, personal website, personal websites, blog, blogs, blogging, blogger, unpopular, internet, webpage, webpages, insult, insults, insulting, husband, husbands, wife, wives, writer, writers, author, authors, autobiographical, autobiography, autobiographies, uninteresting, bore, bores, boring, loser, losers, supply and demand, bicker, bickers, bickering, spat, spats, marital spat, marital spats
"You have a lot of boring health issues, so I'm prescribing medical marijuana for myself."
Tags:doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, patient, patients, doctors office, doctors offices, medical, medical center, medical centers, medical centre, medical centres, prescription, prescriptions, prescribe, drug, marijuana, mary j, ganja, pot, weed, hash, hashish, hemp, smoke, smoking, joint, blunt, bong, medicinal, prescription, prescriptions, prescribe, prescribes, prescribing, stress, stressed out, legalized, legalised, legalisation, legalization, health issue, bore, bored, boring
"This is boring. Let's have children."
"But, in the end, you will become bored with that, too."
Tags:bored, boring, bore, bores, fortune, fortunes, fortune teller, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortune-teller, crystal ball, crystal balls, crystal-ball, crystal-balls, nihilism, nihilist, pointless, purposeless, modern-life, interest, millennial, millennials, irony, ironic, future, futures, prediction, predictions
"No, you're not too late. Cathy's just beginning to put calcium into perspective."
Tags:calcium, chat, chats, chatting, science, scientist, scientists, party, parties, partying, cocktail party, cocktail parties, monologue, monologues, put into perspective, bore, bores, boring, self-interest, self-interested, element, elements, mineral, minerals, vitamin, vitamins, health food, health foods, healthy food, healthy foods
"Listen up, everybody—Charles is going to fill us in about the Grenache grape."
Tags:wine, wines, wine snob, wine snobs, bore, bores, boring, grenache, varietal, varietals, sommelier, sommeliers, sarcasm, sarcastic, wine tasting, wine tasting, party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, guest, guests, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, irony, ironic, dinner party, dinner parties, lecture, lectures, lecturing
"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."
Tags:lollapalooza, board, boards, board meeting, board room, director, directors, board of governors, governing, govern, governs, meeting, meetings, business meeting, corporate, corporation, corporations, office life, offices, office meeting, executive, exec, execs, executive meeting, working, worker, working life, office drone, office drones, conference, conferences, bored, boring, bores, bore, modern world, modern life, waste, wasting, wasting time, waste of time
"Am I boring you, kid?"
Tags:boring, bored, boring story, boring stories, old timer, old timers, old-timer, old-timers, fishing, fisherman, fishermen, fishing hook, fishing hooks, old people, old person, elderly people, elderly person, when i was a boy, bore, bores, telling stories, teen, teens, teenager, disrespect, disrespectful, honesty, honesty
"Grandpa Windsong, tell us another story from the sixties!"
Tags:hippy, hippies, hippie, aging, ageing, sixties, nostalgia, nostalgic, grandfather, grandfathers, grandparent, grandparents, grandpa, grandpas, story, stories, boomer, boomers, baby boomer, baby boomers, campfire, campfires, bore, bores, boring, stoner, stoners, flower child, flower children, peacenik, peaceniks, old hippy, old hippies, generation gap, generation gaps
"I've seen it performed many times, but I can't remember ever sleeping through it so peacefully."
Tags:performance, performances, theatre, play, plays, bore, bores, boring, snooze, snoozes, snoozing, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, nap, naps, napping, actor, actors, acting, actress, actresses, playhouse, playhouses, community theatre, community theater, interpretation, interpretations, peaceful, tranquil, tranquility, tranquillity
"John B.: Best Entertainment Value for under $1.79"
My Philosophy take #74
Tags:film, filming, take, takes, movie, movies, making movies, drunk, drunken, drink, drinks, drinking, heavy drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, drunken rant, drunken rants, rant, rants, boring drunk, bore, boring, philosophy, my philisophy, wisdom, peals, of wisdom, drunken wisdom, my approach to life, approach to life
"I had a bit of a quiet day, so I sculpted you in butter."
Plato The Standup
Tags:plato, philosopher, philosophers, philosophy, standup, stand-up, stand up, standup comedy, standup comedian, standup comedians, comedian, comedians, tough crowd, tough crowds, bad audience, bad audience, bore, boring, boredom, unfunny, insult, insulting, insulted, insults, ancient greece, classical greece, greek philosopher, greek philosophers
NYNEX Caller ID Profile - Egbert J. Quilp - Born Jan. 9, 1949, in Armonk, N.Y. - Crashing Bore
Tags:phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, phone call, phone calls, telephone call, telephone calls, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, phone conversation, phone conversations, telephone conversation, telephone conversations, call i.d., caller id, caller identification, cid, call display, call displays, technology, relationship, relationships, phone anxiety, telephone anxiety, profile, profiles, identification, useless, pointless, helpful, bore, bores, boring
"I'd like to take a moment to define what I mean by 'defining moment.'"
Tags:public speaker, public speakers, public speaking, politician, politicians, defining moment, defining moments, pretentious, pretentiousness, waffle, waffling, waffling on, droning on, boring, boredom, bore, bores, ramble, rambling, avoiding the question, filibuster, filibusterer, filibustering, filibusters, diplomat, diplomatic, parliament, in parliament
Adam and Eve and Courtney
Tags:teen, teens, teenager, kid, kids, adolescent, adolescence, bored, bore, bores, complain, complains, complaining, complaint, whinge, whinges, whinging, moans, moaning, adam & eve, garden of eden, original sin, sins, sinning, sinner, sinners, brat, brats, bratty, genesis, book of genesis, disagreeable, moody, family life, family lives, parent, parents, parenting
"Go do something, honey. Then you can write in your journal."
"How many times have I asked you not to discuss stubbornly high interest rates in front of the children?"
Tags:bank, banks, banker, bankers, interest rate, interest rates, interest, family life, family-life, kid, kids, childhood, childhoods, interest level, interest levels, inappropriate behaviour, inappropriate behavior, inappropriate, subject matter, child friendly, bore, bores, boredom, boring, bore, bores, dad, dads, child-friendly, child friendly, child friendliness, father, fathers
"Christ! How much further is it to the next rest stop!?!"
Tags:rider, riding, motorbike, motorbikes, bike, bikes, road trip, road trips, biking, biker, bikers, age, aging, old age, hippie, hippies, drama, dramas, film, films, rest, resting, rests, rest stop, pit stop, pit stops, rest stops, bored, bore, boring, bores, counterculture, countercultures, hippy, hippys, boomer, baby boomer, baby boomers, baby-boomer, baby-boomers, retirees, retirement, old, older