"Hey, Doug! Great Party!"
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"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."
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"I don't want to do something fun for free, I want to do something fun we pay for."
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"He's not much fun, but he's made entirely from recycled materials."
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"You didn't tell me Tuscany doesn't have cable."
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"I usually wake up screaming at six-thirty, and I'm in my office by nine."
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"Oh, Lord! We forgot to invite any content providers."
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Fun City Update
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Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.
"If it's not safe to go in the water and it's not safe to go in the sun, why did you bring me here?"
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"I suppose you think this is boring!"
"You have a lot of boring health issues, so I'm prescribing medical marijuana for myself."
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"Judith is someone who needs her sleep."
Next Stimulus 20 Miles
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"But, in the end, you will become bored with that, too."
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"We are not amused."
"I just can't seem to get into the spirit of the thing."
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"Thank heavens! Some work."
"Nope. Looks to me like a clear-cut case of suicide by somehow reaching around behind the back and sticking a knife in backward. Let's get a drink."
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"Let's update our will and go on vacation."
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"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."
"Can it wait-I'm in the middle of telling Daddy a long, boring realization."
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"Just sitting here widening. You?"
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"I have this fantasy of everyone else in my life reinventing themselves."
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