Bores Cartoons

"Now for the high point of the evening - a videotape of my elevation to regional director of marketing."

"Companionable! Tonto was companionable!"

He Watched Sports

"I suppose you think this is boring!"

"Maybe nobody goes to your Web site because it's about you."

"This is boring. Let's have children."

"But, in the end, you will become bored with that, too."

"No, you're not too late. Cathy's just beginning to put calcium into perspective."

"Listen up, everybody—Charles is going to fill us in about the Grenache grape."

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"Am I boring you, kid?"

"Grandpa Windsong, tell us another story from the sixties!"

"I've seen it performed many times, but I can't remember ever sleeping through it so peacefully."

"John B.: Best Entertainment Value for under $1.79"

NYNEX Caller ID Profile - Egbert J. Quilp - Born Jan. 9, 1949, in Armonk, N.Y. - Crashing Bore

"I'd like to take a moment to define what I mean by 'defining moment.'"

Adam and Eve and Courtney

"Go do something, honey. Then you can write in your journal."

"How many times have I asked you not to discuss stubbornly high interest rates in front of the children?"

"Christ! How much further is it to the next rest stop!?!"

Back to The Present - I

"David writes all his own speeches."

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

"The client looks bored, Leventhal - take off your shirt and run around the infield."

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.