"Run it by legal." "Run it by accounting."
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"Now for the high point of the evening - a videotape of my elevation to regional director of marketing."
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"Hey, Doug! Great Party!"
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"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."
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"Companionable! Tonto was companionable!"
Tags:companion, companions, companionable, wife, wives, husband, husbands, married life, married couple, married couples, marital problem, marital problems, love life, boring, boredom, bore, bores, marriage problem, marriage problems, love-life, marriage therapy, marital therapy, couples counseling, couples counselling
"He's not much fun, but he's made entirely from recycled materials."
Tags:environmental, environmentalism, environmentalist, eco friendly, eco-friendly, dinner party, party, parties, dinner parties, conversation, boring, boredom, bored, bore, chat, chatting, talk, talking, bar, bars, date, dates, unoriginal, originality, original, couple, couples, recycle, recycled, recycling
"You didn't tell me Tuscany doesn't have cable."
Tags:villa, villas, italian villa, italian villas, cable, cable tv, cable television, expectation, expectations, entitled, entitlement, upper class, upper classes, ignorant, ignorance, attention span, attention spans, short attention span, short attention spans, italy, italian vacation, italian vacations, philistine, philistines, unappreciative, bored, boring, boredom, listless, shifty, fidget, fidgets, fidgeting, technology, technologies, europe, european
"I usually wake up screaming at six-thirty, and I'm in my office by nine."
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He Watched Sports
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"Oh, Lord! We forgot to invite any content providers."
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Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.
"If it's not safe to go in the water and it's not safe to go in the sun, why did you bring me here?"
Tags:beach, beaches, seaside, seashore, ocean, oceans, sea, seas, water, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, safe, safety, unsafe, protect, protection, water safety, swimming, drowning, danger, dangerous, risky, sun, sunny, uv rays, uv, sunburn, sunburns, cancer, skin cancer, heatstroke, pollution, water pollution, ozone depletion, bored, boring, limited, restricted, complaint, complaints, complaining, whining, whinging, environment, environmental issues, environmental problems
Man and a woman sit in a living room; a sign on the wall behind them reads "100% Recycled Conversation".
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, conversation, conversation, boring, dull, unexciting, stale, stagnant, stable, stability, romance, unromantic, lack of romance, lacking romance, lack of excitement, middle age, middle-age, middle aged, middle-aged, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, stages of a relationship, recycle, recycled, recycling, talk, talks, talking, ltr, ltrs, long term relationship, long term relationships, variety
"I suppose you think this is boring!"
"Maybe nobody goes to your Web site because it's about you."
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"With your permission, gentlemen, I'd like to offer a kind word on behalf of John Maynard Keynes."
"You have a lot of boring health issues, so I'm prescribing medical marijuana for myself."
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"This is boring. Let's have children."
"It's dull now, but at the end they smash their instruments and set fire to the chairs."
Tags:music, musical performance, musical performances, concert, concerts, orchestra, orchestras, musician, musicians, musical instrument, musical instruments, instrument, instruments, stage, stages, quartet, quartets, modern life, modern music, classic, classical music, entertainment, entertaining, dull, boring, smash, smashing instruments, violent, violence, set fire, fire, fires, rock, rock music, punk, punk rock, punk rocker, punk rockers, rebellion, rebellious, rebelliousness
"It was a day like any other, so I guess I'll have the usual."
Tags:bar, pub, boring, boredom, monotony, monotonous, rat race, the rat race, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, drinking, drinker, drinkers, drown your sorrows, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, disapppointment, disappointments, let-down, let-downs, let down, let downs
"And this is Tod Stillman – the black hole of fun."
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"She's in a conversationally induced coma."
Tags:coma, comas, dates, dating, conversation, boring conversation, boring conversations, pass out, passing out passed out, couple, couples, difficult relationship, difficult relationships, disinterest, disinterested, lose consciousness, losing consciousness, lost consciousness, cafe date, cafe dates, boring, bored boredom, para-medic, paramedic, paramedics, medic, medics, ambulance, ambulance, emergency call, emergency calls, emergency service, emergency services, unnecessary, overuse of emergency services, induced coma, induced comas
Next Stimulus 20 Miles
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David Blaine, Age 60
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"But, in the end, you will become bored with that, too."
Tags:bored, boring, bore, bores, fortune, fortunes, fortune teller, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortune-teller, crystal ball, crystal balls, crystal-ball, crystal-balls, nihilism, nihilist, pointless, purposeless, modern-life, interest, millennial, millennials, irony, ironic, future, futures, prediction, predictions