"She is, fortunately for you, temporarily sated."
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executive, executives, business executive, business executives, snake, snakes, predator, predators, boa constricto, boa constrictors, hierarchy, hierarchies, office hierarchy, office hierarchies, threaten, threatening, manager, managers, evil boss, management style, management styles, business manager, business managers, boss, bossesA school of fish following one fish who is labeled "CEO".
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business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, ceo, c.e.o., ceos, c.e.o.s, chief executive officer, chief executive officers, following, leader, leaders, following the leader, animal, animals, fish, school of fishExecu-Bar
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executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs, bar, pub, unprofessional, professionalism, executor, will, wills, probate"It's come to my attention, Wycliff, that you're actually planning a life outside the office."
"No, Hoskins, you're not going to do it just because I'm telling you to do it. You're going to do it because you believe in it."
"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."
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business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, personnel, hr, h.r., human resources, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, interview, interviews, applicant, applicants, candidate, candidates, cv, c.v., curriculum vitae, resume, resumes, job, jobs, hiring, experience, experiences, marketing, rejection, rejected, lack of experience, impressive, modern life"While you were out, sir, the company, rudderless and adrift, operated pretty much the same as always."
Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.
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executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, business manager, slippers, bunny slippers, rabbit slippers, comfort, unprofessional, professionalism, business managers, boss, bosses, rabbit, rabbits, childish, childishness, immature, immaturity, management style, management styles, heels, wearing heels at work"I thought you were the one who sent jobs overseas."
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executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, overseas, at sea, offshoring, offshore job, offshore jobs, outsourcing, job outsourcing, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobsViolence as a Management Tool
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violence, violent, workplace violence, manager, managers, management, management tools, bad manager, bad managers, bad executives, bad executive, bad workplace, workplace, workplaces, boss, bosses, bossy, bad bosses, anger, angry, anger management, office, offices, office work, office life, employee, employees, manager, managers, punch, punches, punched, puncher, fist, fists"Well, get some new numbers or I'm getting a new numbers guy."
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number, numbers, numbers guy, numbers guys, accountant, accountants, accounting, creative accounting, creative accountant, creative accountants, yes man, yes men, boss, bosses, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, corporate mentality, corporate ladder, big corporation, big corporations"Still, he's a vice-president and you're not."
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business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, vice president, vice presidents, vp, vps, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, bubble, bubbles, floating, hierarchy, rank, ranks, ranking"I need it yesterday."
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caveman, cavemen, cave dweller, cave dwellers, primitive, paleolithic, evolution, evolved, secretary, secretaries, reception, receptionist, receptionists, office, offices, urgent, deadlines, deadline, neanderthal, neanderthals, business, businesses, work, employee, employees, boss, manager, managers"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."
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modest, modesty, false modesty, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, bigwig, bigwigs, big wig, big wigs, boss, bosses, big boss, big bosses, hierarchy, corporate hierarchy, corporate hierarchies, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, corporate culture, board meeting, board meetings, dictator, dictators, dictatorship, dictatorships, democracy, democracies, figure of speech"Whatever happens, Jenkins, you'll always have your dancing to fall back on."
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career, careers, pole dancer, pole dancers, pole dancing, exotic dancer, exotic dancers, exotic dancing, dance club, dance clubs, career path, career paths, backup career, backup plan, backup plans, backup careers, back-up career, back-up careers, skill set, cv, resume, resumes, back-up plan, back-up plans, fall back on, boss, bosses, job security, job insecurity, worker, workers, office worker, office workers, office job, office jobs"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."
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snake, snakes, snake charmer, snake charmers, snake charming, business, office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, contract, contracts, document, documents, employee, employees, employer, employers, management, manager, managers, boss, bosses, hypnotize, hypnotise, hypnotism, hypnosis, street preforming, street performer, street performers"I think we'd be lucky to have you taking over even if you weren't untainted."
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takeover, takeovers, business takeover, business takeovers, reputation, reputations, untainted reputation, untainted reputations, executives, executive, business executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers, corrupt, corruptions, business management, flatter, flattering, flatterer, suck up, compliment, compliments, yes man, yes men"Don't think of me as a crime boss. Think of me as a crime friend."
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mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, crime, criminal, criminals, robbed, rob, robbery, robbers, daylight robbery, armed robbery, armed robber, burglar, burglary, gun, guns, gunman, gunmen, boss, bosses, boss man, big boss, chief, exec, execs, executive, executives, management style, management, manager, managers, jargon"Now you're going to be procrastinating with the big boys."
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office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, employer, employers, employee, employees, employment, procrastinate, procrastinating, procrastination, promote, promotion, promotions, big boy, big boys, men, man, hierarchy, promoted"Don't think of it as getting fired. Think of it as finally being recognized for your incompetence."
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incompetence, incompetent, fired, laid off, let go, made redundant, redundant, redundancy, unemployed, unemployment, lost job, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, hiring manager, hiring managers, outsource, outsourcing, outsourced, recognition, fail, failure, failed, failing, bad employee, employee, employees, ex employee, ex employees, employer, employers, making cuts, budget cuts, office, offices"When elephants fight it's the grass that suffers."
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elephant, elephants, grass, fight, fights, safari, safaris, elephant fight, elephants fighting, privilege, privileged, privileges, downtrodden, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, underdog, underdogs, little man, inequality, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses