Happy Hour at the Stamen & Pistil
"I'd like you to see a botanist. You exhibit many of the symptoms of Dutch elm disease."
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"I'm in herbs—celebrating the ancient link between women and plants."
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Sunflowers wearing sunglasses
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"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"
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"The scientists never stopped to ask if they should - only if they could."
The Last Flower
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"I'm poison oak. I'm pretty sure I'm poison oak.... Or is that poison oak?"
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"I brought the bougainvillea in from the greenhouse. It wasn't happy out there."
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"I want you to see a botanist."
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"You know very well you're not supposed to beg at the table."
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"Look—I appreciate your talking to me, and I know you mean well, but you're boring."
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"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."
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"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"
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The crop guys.