Bottom Lines Cartoons

Bottom Lines Cartoons

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"I can't sleep. I just got this incredible craving for capital."

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"Basic economics - sometimes the parts are worth more than the whole."

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"Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong."

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"Hey, little fella. Welcome to the risk pool."

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"Bottom line? You're still king of about two-thirds of all you survey."

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The High School of Music and Art and Economics

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"And then, at the height of their power, they seem to have succumbed to a mysterious people known as 'the bottom-line types.'"

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"And remember, son, perception isn't reality - money is."

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"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

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"Oh, there's nothing really wrong with our marriage. We'd just like to figure out a way to monetize it."

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Galerie de Commerce: Invoices of the Post-Impressionists

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"Product placement in a cartoon? You're crazy! Crazy delicious, like a smooth, refreshing Pepsi-Cola."

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"Johnson, look at the lilies of the field. They neither spin nor toil. Fire them."

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A group of businessmen read a profit chart that reads "Lousy"

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"I like the big questions - but I'm more comfortable with money."

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"Tell the public we don't want to hurt anyone. All we want is their money."

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"Great. You move to Mexico, and we all end up working at McDonald's."

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$300,000,000,000, Inc.

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"Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders."

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"Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders."

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"Someday, all this will be infrastructure."

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"Nonsense - I can sit on my Warhols twice as long as you can sit on yours."

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"Dumb it down or sex it up."

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A medal podium with places for first, second and third is contrasted with a spot at the bar for fourth place.

Artist: Toro, Tom   Search ID: CC140382   High Res: 5760x2700 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: fourth place, 4th place, come in fourth, coming in fourth, came in fourth, podium, podiums, medal podium, medal podiums, podium finish, podium finishes, sad, sadness, unhappy, miss out, misses out, missing out, athlete, athletes, competition, competitions, track and field, runner, runners, running, medal, medals, medal ceremony, medal ceremonies, trophy, trophies, competitive, competitiveness, bottom line, bottom lines, drink, drinks, drinking, trouble, troubles, forget your troubles, self-medicate, self-medicates, self-medicating, self-medication

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"...I see the problem now."

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