"Did you do that to be hurtful?"
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, hate, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, gun, guns, firearm, firearms, weapon, weapons, gun control, gun violence, gun crime, shot, shooting, shoot, revolver, revolvers, hand gun, hand guns, hurtful, mean, anger, angry, upset, crime, injure, injury, injuries"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, love, hate, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, live, in person, in-person, woman, women, anger, angry, upset, computer, computers, technology, online, internet, troll, trolls, trolling, turn to, internet troll, internet trolls, social media, social networking, social network, social networks, internet community, internet communities, online communities, online community, forum, forums, chatroom, chatrooms, modern life"Are you multitasking me?"
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couple, couples, relationship problem, relationship problems, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, husband, husbands, wife, wives, inattentive, multitask, multitasking, multitasker, multitaskers, distraction, distractions, domestic, domestics, spat, spats, multi-tasker, multi-taskers, multitasks, multi-tasking"Catherine's gift to us tonight is her poetry."
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bad gift, bad idea, bad present, bad gifts, bad ideas, bad presents, writer, writers, author, authors, poet, poets, poetry, poem, poems, book, books, literature, writing, party, parties, gathering, gatherings, get together, friend, friends, couple, couples, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, interests, hobby, hobbies"No, I've never been to the Hamptons, but I have been in hellish traffic."
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date, dating, first date, dates, couple, couples, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, hamptons, long island, new york, upper class, fancy, pretentious, snob, snobs, snobby, wealthy, wealthy people, rich, rich people, traffic, traffic jam, bumper to bumper, holiday traffic, summer traffic, beach, beaches, expensive, flashy, bad traffic, hamptons traffic, new york traffic, long island traffic, travel, travelling, vacation, vacationing, vacations, holiday, holidays"Get lost!"
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little bo peep, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, sheep, lamb, animal, animals, farm, farms, shepherd, shepherds, shepherdess, shepherdesses, herdsman, herdsmen, herdswoman, herdswomen, girl, girls, boy, boys, woman, women, men, man, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, date, dates, dating, relationship, relationships"He sounds like a papaya I bought that just went straight from green to rotten."
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smack talk, talking smack, trash talk, talking trash, girl talk, gossip, gossiping, gossiper, gossipers, woman, women, men, man, date, dates, dating, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, rotten, dump, dumped, breakup, breakups, break up, broke up, broken up, vent, venting, complaining, complain, complaint, complaints, fruit, produce, fruits, papaya, papayas"When you asked me to dinner, I had an inkling it would be dinner theatre."
"I'm not trying to change you—I'm trying to enhance you."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, issues, problems, marriage, marriage issues, marriage problems, married life, husband, husbands, wife, wives, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, change, enhance, improve, fight, fights, argument, arguments, restaurant, restaurants, stereotype, stereotype, men, women, male, dating"She's texting me, but I think she's also subtexting me."
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subtext, subtexting, sub-text, text, texts, texting, text message, text messages, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, relationships, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, mobile, mobiles, smartphone, smartphones"I told you not to order the Zamboni."
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ice, ice cleaner, ice resurfacer, ice skating, ice skate, ice rink, ice hockey, ice hockey rink, hockey, italian, food, foods, restaurant, restaurants, date, dates, dating, boyfriend, boyfriends, couple, couples, bad idea, word play, play on words, accident, misspoke, control freak, control freaks, nag, nagging"True love, Leon, is not corporeal."
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romance, romances, romantic, romantics, corporeal, love life, love-life, date, dates, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, husband, husbands, wife, wives, true love, true loves, true-love, true-loves, marital happiness, marital joy"I'm sorry, Wilson, but I liked you better before your therapy."
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dating, dates, date, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, breakup, breakups, breaking up, broken up, broke up, dump, dumped, split, split up, splitting up, change, changed, mental health, therapy, therapist, therapists, depression, depressed, anxious, anxiety, men, man, women, woman"You wave at clowns, Peg. You don't marry them and let them run your life."
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advice, clown, clowns, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, man, men, hairdresser, hairdressers, hairstylist, hairstylists, hair salon, hair salons, beauty parlor, beauty parlors, beauty parlour, beauty parlours, beauty salon, beauty salons, hair, haircut, haircuts, gossip, gossiping, red flag, red flags, bad sign, bad signs"You just keep me around to fill in the gaps in your persona."
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couple, couples, date, dates, dating, women, woman, men, man, relationship, relationships, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, personality, personalities, ego, egos, egocentric, other half, friend, friends"He's all beef!"
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cow, cows, bull, bulls, animal, animals, livestock, farm, farms, farmland, farmer, farmers, beef, meat, manly, pasture, pastures, macho man, man, men, women, woman, girl talk, crush, having a crush, admire, admiring, admirer, attraction, attractive, attracted, sex appeal, date, dates, dating, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, relationship, relationships"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."
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spouse, spouses, wife, wives, husband, husbands, partners, partner, significant other, significant others, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, long-term relationships, long term relationship, long term relationships, married life, marriage, marriages, domestic, domestic life, happy marriage, reflection, reflections, reminisce, reminiscing, anniversary, anniversaries, wedding anniversary, wedding anniversaries"Perhaps, given time, but not too much time, you could learn to love me."
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date, dates, dating, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, sugar baby, sugar babies, gold digger, gold diggers, love, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, old age, old man, old men, old people, age, ageing, aging, retire, retired, retirement, dying, elderly, elder, elders, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens