Boyfriends Cartoons

"Did you do that to be hurtful?"

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

"I want some flowers that say 'Here, have some friggin' flowers.'"

"With a real live woman right here, why would you turn to the Internet for an argument?"

"He's like a Bill Gates without a Microsoft."

The Emergence Of Language

"Are you multitasking me?"

"Catherine's gift to us tonight is her poetry."

"No, I've never been to the Hamptons, but I have been in hellish traffic."

"Get lost!"

"He sounds like a papaya I bought that just went straight from green to rotten."

"When you asked me to dinner, I had an inkling it would be dinner theatre."

"I'm not trying to change you—I'm trying to enhance you."

"She's texting me, but I think she's also subtexting me."

"You weren't so hung up on my chastity."

"I'm already seeing an anthropologist."

"You're certainly a lot less fun since the operation."

"True love, Leon, is not corporeal."

"I'm sorry, Wilson, but I liked you better before your therapy."

"You wave at clowns, Peg. You don't marry them and let them run your life."

"You just keep me around to fill in the gaps in your persona."

"He's all beef!"

"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."

"Perhaps, given time, but not too much time, you could learn to love me."