Brag Cartoons

"I design retinal-controlled destination-mapping interfaces for self-driving transportation, but not in the traditional sense."

Proud parent of a partner at Barnow, Littman, McKenna & Huyck.

"Larry never gains an ounce!"

2 Guys from Harvard - Attorney-at-Law

"Tune-up? I think I can bring something to it."

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

"Washington, New York; New York, Boston; Boston, Washington. How was your day?"

Ed, The Home-Schooled Doctor.

"Studly"?

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

"And this is a crossword puzzle I'm working on."

"I've been called 'most probably a genius.'"

"Would you like me to show you around my apartment and tell you how much I paid for everything?"

"I can still fit into my high-school kayak."

Results of the Tropical Fish Sex Survey

"We do all our own parenting."

"I've done my tour of duty on Wall Street."

Cruisin' for a Bruisin'

"Don't you want to have parents who can brag about their children?"

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

"And best of all, it's completely waterproof!"

"Lately, I've been channelling all my sexual energy into sex."

"What does he have to be falsely humble about?"