Proud parent of a partner at Barnow, Littman, McKenna & Huyck.
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2 Guys from Harvard - Attorney-at-Law
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My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.
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"What about your precious opposable thumbs now?"
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Ed, The Home-Schooled Doctor.
"I can still fit into my high-school kayak."
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Results of the Tropical Fish Sex Survey
"You know how some writers are known as 'writer's writers'? I'm what's known as a 'driving instructor.' "
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"Lately, I've been channelling all my sexual energy into sex."
"We just want you to know that wherever you wind up going to college is fine with us, as long as it's someplace we can brag about to our friends."
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A general points out his ribbons which signify films he has watched.
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"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."
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"I publish unfettered on the web."
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You should see the other guy.
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"Remember that hurricane a thousand miles away? That was me!"
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"My hair has been a great source of comfort to me."
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"For God's sake, Parker, there are twenty-three of us vice-presidents in the company! Stop with this 'heartbeat away' garbage!"
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"It's my nom de commerce, sir."
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"Wow! You weren't lying when you said you were an astronaut."
"I am so past enlightenment."
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"Oh, thin - and how are you?"
"Tonight: date with an angel: gonna meet her at seven: be on my way to heaven. Get the picture, Bob?"
"You didn't ask me about my grandchildren."
"You didn't ask me about my grandchildren."
"Like to see what this baby can do when I open 'er up?"
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