"I design retinal-controlled destination-mapping interfaces for self-driving transportation, but not in the traditional sense."
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Proud parent of a partner at Barnow, Littman, McKenna & Huyck.
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"Larry never gains an ounce!"
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2 Guys from Harvard - Attorney-at-Law
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"Tune-up? I think I can bring something to it."
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My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.
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"What about your precious opposable thumbs now?"
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"Jeremy reads children's books."
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"Washington, New York; New York, Boston; Boston, Washington. How was your day?"
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Ed, The Home-Schooled Doctor.
Hashtag Woke Up Like This
"Yeah, our first album went vinyl."
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"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."
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"We're going to the park to size up the competition."
"I've been called 'most probably a genius.'"
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"Would you like me to show you around my apartment and tell you how much I paid for everything?"
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"I can still fit into my high-school kayak."
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"I'm really glad she didn't come. She's got a new mink coat."
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Results of the Tropical Fish Sex Survey
"We do all our own parenting."
"I've done my tour of duty on Wall Street."
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Cruisin' for a Bruisin'
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"Don't you want to have parents who can brag about their children?"
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"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"
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