"Where did you get those big brown eyes and that tiny mind
Tags:brown eyes, brain, brains, smart, smarts, insult, insults, insulting, dating, dating life, single life, single lives, small mind, small minded, condescend, condescends, condescending, argue, argues, argument, arguments, fight, fights, fighting, sexist, chauvinist, chauvinists, chauvinism, gendered
Inside One's Memory Bank
Tags:memory banks, memory bank, memory, memories, middle-age, middle-aged, middle aged, middle age, old age, brain, brains, ageing, aging, science, medicine, doctors, history, fax machines, wood chips, heads, brainpower, knowledge, new knowledge, learning curve, learning curves, neurologist, neurologists, neurology
"You're certainly a lot less fun since the operation."
"We found this in your brain."
"What about that! His brain still uses the old vacuum tubes."
Tags:brain, brains, mind, surgery, surgeons, surgeon, doctor, doctors, medical, medicine, operation, operations, patient, patients, vacuum tubes, vacuum tube, computer, computers, first-generation, first generation, technology, progress, circuit, circuits, hospital, hospitals, surprise, evolution, evolve, evolving, technologies, digital, digitalisation, digitalization
Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain
"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."
Tags:fall in love, falls in love, falling in love, intelligent, intelligence, incompatible, incompatibility, compatible, compatibility, chemistry, lack of chemistry, date, dates, dating, single life, desperate, desperation, brain, brains, academic, academics, scholar, scholars, educated, educated people, egghead, eggheads, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks, geeky, nerdy, scientist, scientists, study, studies, studying
"Your vocabulary is enlarged."
Tags:lit, literature, literary, literatures, lit major, vocab, vocabulary, words, word, language, languages, brain, brains, smart, smarter, smartness, intelligent, intelligence, brain, brains, x-ray, xray, x ray, scan, scans, scanned, medical, doctor, doctors, consultant, consultants, surgery, surgeon, skull, skulls, exam, examination, appointment, word, words, play on words, word play
"Which one generates the most synapses?"
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, newborn, newborns, infant, infants, baby, babies, mobile, mobiles, crib, cribs, stages of development, development, brain development, brain, brains, synapses, neurons, nervous system, biology, neurology, neurologist, neurologists, science, education, educational toy, educational toys, starting young, getting ahead, childhood, modern life
"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, operation, operations, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, consultation, consultations, brain surgery, brain surgeon, brain surgeons, neurology, neurologist, neurologists, neurosurgeon, neurosurgeons, sport, sports, golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, hobby, hobbies, leisure, money, bribe, bribes, bribing, corruption, corrupt, area, area, destroyed, brain, brains, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, manipulating, manipulation
Tags:brain, brains, concrete, reinforced concrete, closed minded, closed mindedness, talking to a brick wall, male pale stale, white privilege, male privilege, entitled, entitlement, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, snob, snobs, rc, cement, reinforced cement concrete
"We keep this section closed off."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, house, houses, home, homes, flat, flats, apartment, apartments, room, rooms, head, heads, brain, brains, mind, minds, opinion, opinions, gathering, gatherings, get together, friend, friends
"Your faucet is running."
Tags:idle thought, idle thoughts, mind, wander, wanders, wandering, pay attention, paying attention, faucet, leak, leaks, leaky, brain, brains, mental image, mental images, chitchat, chit-chat, chat, chats, chatting, ignore, ignores, ignoring, drip, drips, date, dates, bad date, bad dates, thoughtless, daydream, daydreams, daydreaming, dinner date, dinner dates
Are You As Dumb As a Post?
Tags:stupid, stupid test, test, testing, iq test, iq, intelligent, intelligence, brain teaser, brain teasers, brain, brains, stupidity, dumb, dumber, dumb as a post, idiot, idiocy, idiotic, idiots, idiotically, personify, personified, personification, are you as smart as a, smart as a, dumb as a, spoof, spoofs, spoofed, parody, parodied, parodies, quiz, quizzes, exam, exams
"As you can see, Henderson has no brain."
"Shouldn't we hold off an artificial intelligence until we figure out actual intelligence?"
Tags:artificial intelligence, a.i., ai, intellect, intellects, intelligence, intellectual, intellectuals, scientist, scientists, scientific experiment, scientific experiments, brain, brains, brainpower, brain power, brain-power, robot, robots, technological advances, caution, cautious, technical advances, technical advancements, technological advancements, machine learning
"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."
Tags:writer, writers, writing, author, authors, typing, muse, muses, writer's block, distraction, distractions, distracting, distracted, brain, brains, train of thought, losing focus, concentration, journalism, reporter, reporters, journalist, journalists, procrastination, procrastinating, procrastinator, procrastinators, bothering, annoying, angel, angels
He said he loved her for her brain but was her appendix he was always taking out.
"My mind is especially empty today."
"You're making more at this firm than anyone else whose brain is the size of a walnut."
Tags:rabbit, rabbits, brain, brains, brain size, brain sizes, raise, raises, pay raise, pay raises, ask for a raise, asking for a raise, discriminate, discriminates, discriminating, discrimination, brain size, brain sizes, unintelligent, unintelligence, intelligent, intelligence, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, salesman, salesmen, pay gap, pay gaps, wage gap, wage gaps, wage, wages, biology, biologist, biologists, animal intelligence
"Roger doesn't use the left side of his brain or the right side. He just uses the middle."
"Now is the part of the show when we ask the audience to shout out some random numbers."
Tags:theatre, theater, stage, stageshow, stage show, entertain, entertains, entertaining, entertainers, act, acting, actor, actors, actress, actresses, improv, improv comedy, improvised, improvising, obscure, complex, complicated, brain, brainiac, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks, convoluted, account, accountant, accountants, accounting, stand-up, stand-up comedy, stand up, stand up comedy, number, numbers, number crunching, spreadsheet, spreadsheets
"Exactly what is this 'nothing' I've been hearing so much about?"
"If I knew you were gonna just sit there I woulda transplanted the itty bitty brain."
Tags:brain, brains, mary shelly, mary shelley, brain transplant, brain transplants, mad scientist, mad scientists, brain dead, couch potato, couch potatoes, dr frankenstein, victor frankenstein, frankenstein, frankenstein's monster, tv show, tv shows, brainless, brainlessness, television show, television shows, intellect, intelligence, monster, monsters, disappointed, disappointment, disappointments
Tags:brain, brains, intelligence, thought, thoughts, thought process, left brain, right brain, neurologist, neurologists, neurology, psychotherapy, psychoanalysis, psychology, psychoanalyst, psychologist, psychologists, thinking, think, thinking outside the box, think outside the box, memory, memories, cerebrum, brain power, intellect, brain scan, cat scan, ct scan