Brains Cartoons

"Where did you get those big brown eyes and that tiny mind

Inside One's Memory Bank

"You're certainly a lot less fun since the operation."

"We found this in your brain."

"What about that! His brain still uses the old vacuum tubes."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."

"Which one generates the most synapses?"

Reinforced Concrete

"We keep this section closed off."

"Your faucet is running."

Are You As Dumb As a Post?

"As you can see, Henderson has no brain."

"Shouldn't we hold off an artificial intelligence until we figure out actual intelligence?"

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

He said he loved her for her brain but was her appendix he was always taking out.

"My mind is especially empty today."

"You're making more at this firm than anyone else whose brain is the size of a walnut."

"You know, if we didn't walk this way we might get close enough to eat someone."

"Roger doesn't use the left side of his brain or the right side. He just uses the middle."

"Exactly what is this 'nothing' I've been hearing so much about?"

"If I knew you were gonna just sit there I woulda transplanted the itty bitty brain."

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