"If you promise to be very careful, Mommy will let you carry the baguettes."
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A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.
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"It sure is great to be back in France."
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"Oh, it's the best thing since small-batch, artisanal, unsliced bread."
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Ettore Uzza's Half-A-Loaf
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"Wood-oven-toasted rosemary focaccia or traditional baguette?"
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A bat unsuccessfully tosses pizza dough.
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MILAN CHAIR HARVEST
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"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."
White, rye, whole wheat or an English muffin.
"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."
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"The scanner says you're the only one in the neighborhood of your ethnic group who buys raisin bread."
Tuscan Fare Of The Moment
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"It's the best thing since bread torn into little pieces."
"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."
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"Ah, just the person I was looking for."
Jesus Feeds the 5K
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All baking done on the premises
"People don't give me bread crumbs. I take them."
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"But that was long ago, before we dipped our bread in olive oil."
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"Miss, could I have some, ah, just bread?"
"Freshly ground pepper?"
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