"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships.love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, liquor, booze, drunk, drunks, boozing, skit-chasing, skirt-chaser, skit-chasers, womanising, womanizing, womanizer, womanizer, womaniser, womanisers, cheating, cheater, cheaters, affair, affairs, extramarital affairs, infidelity, fashion, fashion sense, bicycle clothes"I'm sorry, Edward. I suddenly realized I'm not a cat person."
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, feline, felines, cat owner, cat owners, cat person, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, couple, couples, dating, date, dates, divorce, divorces, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, breaking up"Can't you see? He needs both of us!"
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break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations, divorce, divorces, bad relationship, bad relationships, monster, monsters, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting"Why do we need some piece of paper to say that we both hate each other?"
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break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations, divorce proceedings, divorce procedure, divorce petition, divorce petitions, getting a divorce, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, spousal dispute, spousal disputes"Well, if you can't walk through walls this is where I say goodbye."
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superpower, superpowers, magic, magic trick, magic tricks, ghost, ghosts, supernatural, expectation, expectations, date, dates, end of the night, end of the line, goodbye, goodbyes, bad date, bad dates, spirit, spirits, apparition, apparitions, breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups, incompatible, incompatibility, walk through walls, walking through walls, corporeal, superhero, superheroes"We are so in synch. I was just about to ask you for a divorce."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, in synch, in-synch, in sync, in-sync, synchronised, synchronized, together, great minds think alike, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, compatible, compatibility"It'll never work. You're a dog person and I'm a cat person."
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, pet lover, pet lovers, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owner, cat lover, cat lovers, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, cat person, cat people, dog person, dog people, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, nothing in common, dating, break-up, breakup, break up, break-ups, breakups, break ups, breaking up, restaurant, restaurants, never work, can't work between us, too different, can't agree, disagree, animal head, animal heads"Didn't you find it attractive that he was a "Free Range Chicken'?"
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chicken, chickens, free range, free range chicken, free range chicken, free range egg, free range eggs, farm animal, farm animals, divorce, divorces, divorce law, divorce lawyer, divorce lawyers, divorce attorney, divorce attorney, attractive, attractiveness, regret, regrets, marriages, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations"I've decided to cut and run."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, military, iraq war, catch-phrase, catch-phrases, catchphrase, catchphrases, cut and run, cut-and-run, leaving, giving up, hurry off, word play, word play, republican party, american politics, american government, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, pejorative, pejoratives"I put them up after the divorce so that he knows his father is still part of his life."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, couple, couples, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, breaking up, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, history, historical, date, dates, year, years, time, expression, expressions, wordplay, word play"This is goodbye, gentlemen. I have met another board of directors, and we have fallen in love."
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board of directors, executive, executives, split up, splitting up, breakup, breakups, break-up, breaking up, break-ups, goodbye, goodbyes, long goodbye, long goodbyes, cheater, cheaters, infidelity, infidelities, another woman, another man, tough conversation, tough conversations, meeting, meetings, fall in love, falling in love, fallen in love"It's nothing like that, Annie. I just want to start seeing women from other swing states for a while."
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party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, introductions, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, couple, couples, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, split, splits, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, friend, friends, friendship, friendship group, circle of friends, social circle, social circles, friend group, friend groups, social set, social status, void, voids, hole, holes, gossip, gossiping"Ideally, husbands should be spaced at least three years apart."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breaking up, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, amicable, friendly, roll-over, roll over, transformation, change, modern life"I just wanted you to hear it from me first, before you read it in the sky."
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pilot, pilots, skywriter, skywriters, skywriting, sky-writer, sky-writers, sky-writing, breakup, breakups, breaking up, split up, splits up, splitting up, break-up, break-ups, dumped, dumping, celebrity breakup, celebrity breakups, preempt, preempts, preempting, publicity, difficult conversation, difficult conversations, single, single life, rumor, rumors, rumour, rumours"You'll be back."
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"This isn't about you, Cheryl. In this crazy world your problems don't amount to a hill of beans. This is about me."
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