Break Ups Cartoons

Break Ups Cartoons

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"It equals out. I pay alimony to Laurie and Denise, and I get alimony from Brenda and Suzanne."

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"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

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"I met somebody with a hut."

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"It's not you, Frank, it's me - I don't like you."

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"I'll be honest, Raymond. I really don't give a damn about the wetlands."

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"This is my last visit, Martha. I got the marriage posthumously annulled."

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Lesser-Known 'Conscious Uncouplings

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"Stalking is now a felony in this state, Miriam."

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"This isn't working. We have nothing in common."

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"On your left, you'll see the apartment where my ex-wife tore my heart out, stepped on it, and flushed it down the toilet. Also a deli."

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"Daddy, I want to come home."

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"Why, Ed Phillips! I haven't seen you since our divorce!"

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"It is not you. It is we."

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"Sex brought us together, but gender drove us apart."

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"Because of inflation, I can no longer philander in the style to which we've become accustomed.

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"Come back—I can change!"

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"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

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"I did say I wanted to get married, but that was a false positive."

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"We tried macrobiotics, we tried crystals, we tried meditation. Finally, we tried divorce. That worked."

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"I want to start dating other zhlubs."

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"On the bright side, ever since the layoff and my divorce it's been much easier to balance work and family."

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"Oh, I'll give you that- we had a few laughs."

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"I think we should start hating other people."

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"And another thing. I don't want you visiting my Web site."

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"After twenty-five years of feeling the same, we're renewing our divorce."

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