Mrs. Coffee
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coffee, coffees, coffee maker, coffee makers, coffee machine, coffee machines, morning, mornings, breakfast, food, drink, drinks, drinking, meal, meals, invention, inventions, innovation, innovative, talking, speaking, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, wife, wives, husband, husbands, spouse, spouses, woman, women, man, men, appliance, appliances, kitchenCinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair
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spin off, spin-off, parody, parodied, avant garde, avant-garde, breakfast, breakfast food, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, food blog, food blogger, kitchen, kitchen furniture, fork, forks, thermometer, thermometric, temperature, clock, clocks, time, times, timed, designer, designed, high society, furniture, furniture design, interior, interiors, interior design, interior designer, chair, chairs, love seat, art, arts, artistic, culture, cultures, cultured"There's a Mr. Egg McMuffin here who says we've been using his name without permission."
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breakfast, breakfast sandwich, egg sandwich, breakfast sandwiches, egg sandwiches, sandwich, sandwiches, business, businesses, executive, executives, market, marketing, dining, diner, restaurant, restaurants, food, foods, fast food, fast food chain, chain restaurant, chain restaurants, laws, law, law and order, legal, exploit, exploitative, permission, permissions, reception, receptionist, receptionists, office, offices, corporate, corporation, corporations, sue, sued, suing, lawyer, lawyers, fake nameA bear steals maple syrup for his pancakes.
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maple syrup, bear, bears, breakfast, breakfasts, maple tree, vermont, canada, canadian, canadians, grizzly, grizzlies, brown bear, winter, winters, wintry, steal, steals, stealing, sweet tooth, surreptitious, thief, thieves, thieving, maple trees, pancake, pancakes, flapjack, flapjacks"It's my family coat of arms, Joe-smoked salmon couchant on a field of cream cheese."
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office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, coat of arms, family, families, heirloom, family heirlooms, heraldry, stain, stains, food, foods, salmon, salmons, fish, fishes, seafood, seafoods, breakfast, breakfast food, breakfast foods, cream cheese, smoked salmonRico Pazzolini's Electric Chair
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spin off, spin-off, parody, parodied, avant garde, avant-garde, breakfast, breakfast food, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, food blog, food blogger, kitchen, kitchen furniture, electric, electric chair, electricity, electrics, plug, plugs, socket, sockets, floor socket, floor sockets, designer, designed, high society, furniture, furniture design, interior, interiors, interior design, interior designer, chair, chairs, love seat, art, arts, artistic, culture, cultures, cultured, appliance, appliancesMimosa's Witnesses
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mimosa, mimosas, brunch, brunches, jehovah's witness, jehovah's witnesses, jehovahs witness, jehovahs witnesses, drink, drinks, cocktail, cocktails, breakfast, breakfasts, christian, christians, christianity, proselytize, proselytizes, proselytizing, proselytise, proselytises, proselytising, door-to-door, harass, harasses, harassment"Pass the cream or I'll cut off your penis."
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husband, husbands, wife, wives, castrate, castrates, threat, threats, threaten, threatens, threatening, breakfast, breakfasts, breakfast table, breakfast tables, manners, bad manners, violence, violent, violent behavior, spouse, spouses, married couple, married couples, couple, couples, bad marriage, bad marriages, married life, bicker, bickers, argue, argues, arguing, argument, arguments, rude, rudeness, aggressive, aggressiveness"Pass the cream or I'll cut off your penis."
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husband, husbands, wife, wives, castrate, castrates, threat, threats, threaten, threatens, threatening, breakfast, breakfasts, breakfast table, breakfast tables, manners, bad manners, violence, violent, violent behavior, spouse, spouses, married couple, married couples, couple, couples, bad marriage, bad marriages, married life, bicker, bickers, argue, argues, arguing, argument, arguments, rude, rudeness, aggressive, aggressivenessSuckling piglets watching television on mother's back
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animal, animals, pig, pigs, baby, babies, children, child, piglet, piglets, suckling, eating, mother, mothers, mothering, parent, parents, parenting, mom, mum, moms, mums, mealtime, mealtimes, meal, meals, dinner, lunch, breakfast, television, televisions, tv, tvs, news, sport, sports, commentator, commentators, broadcast, broadcasters, modern life, modern technology, technology, tv dinner, tv dinners, watching tv while eating, entertainment, addiction, addicted, addict, obsession, farm, farms, farm life, life on a farm, pig sty"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."
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restaurant, restaurants, cafe, cafes, diner, diners, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, breakfast, egg, eggs, omelette, omelettes, omelet, omelets, health, unhealthy, egg yolk, egg yolks, egg whites, egg white, cholesterol, fitness, heart healthMunch Master.
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munch, edvard munch, the scream, toast, toaster, toasters, burnt, burned, breakfast, breakfasters, artist, artists, art history, art, fine art, painter, painters, painting, paintings, masterpiece, masterpieces, morning toast"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."
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jargon, jargons, office jargon, businessjargon, slang, slangs, lingo, cliche, cliches, clichés, cliché, dining, fine dining, breakfast, breakfast food, breakfasts, marriage, married, married life, husbands, husband, husbands and wives, wife, wives, jelly, modern life, suburban, suburban life, suburbia, modernity, foodie, foodies, treat, treat yourself, treat yoself, treats, treating"Welcome to America, bitch."
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breakfast, breakfasts, america, american, american breakfast, american breakfasts, french, france, french breakfast, french breakfasts, croissant, croissants, unhealthy, america, american, americans, fat, fats, fatty food, fatty foods, pancakes, pancake breakfast, pancake breakfasts, maple syrup, obese, obesity, obesity epidemic, culture clash, culture clashes, welcome, welcomes, greet, greets, greeting, overeat, overeats, overeating, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotypical, health food, health foods, eat, eats, eating, eater, eaters"Finish your breakfast, honey, and then we'll go drop Daddy off at jail."
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dad, dads, daddy, daddies, jail, jails, breakfast, breakfasts, prison, prisons, day release, day releases, prisoner, prisoners, jailer, jailers, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, day job, day jobs, father, fathers, school run, school runs, white collar crime, convict, convicts, conviction, convictions"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."
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superfluous, unnecessary, unneeded, diner, diners, restaurant, restaurants, food, foods, drink, drinks, waitress, waitresses, server, servers, customer service, customer, customers, management, manager, boss, bosses, managers, staff, employee, employees, freebies, freebie, lunch counter, breakfast counter, lunch, breakfast, dinner, meal, meals, after dinner mint, mints, candy, candiesEttore Uzza's Half-A-Loaf
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spin off, spin-off, parody, parodied, avant garde, avant-garde, breakfast, breakfast food, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, food blog, food blogger, toast, toasted, toaster, bread, breads, loaf of, loaf, loaves, designer, designed, high society, furniture, furniture design, interior, interiors, interior design, interior designer, chair, chairs, love seat, art, arts, artistic, culture, cultures, cultured"We need to start seeing other news sources."
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political differences, differences, difference of opinion, news, newspaper, newspapers, tabloid, tabloids, broadsheet, broadsheets, media, media coverage, breakfast, over breakfast, the paper, read the paper, reading the paper, papers, break-up, breaking up, break up, fake news, bias, biased, information, info, source, sources, sourced, impartial, impartial information, knowledge, modern life, media manipulation, political, politics, couple, couples, opposites attract, realise, realisation, wake up america, wake up call"Ever since I died, I don't care as much about the crossword."
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heaven, heavens, afterlife, after-life, eternal, heavenly, after lives, after-lives, crossword, crosswords, cryptic crossword, crossword lovers, newspaper, newspaper, puzzle, puzzles, death, died, spirit, spirits, angel, angels, breakfast, dead, care, caring, interest, interesting, life, limited, dying, bored, boring, dull, uninterested, uninteresting"A bloody Mary, Chuck-weapons grade."
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bloody mary, bloody maries, strong, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, weapons grade, strong drink, strong drinks, heavy pour, heavy pours, alcoholism, bartender, bartenders, favorite bartender, favorite bartenders, drinker, drinkers, brunch, brunches, breakfast, breakfasts, breakfast drink, breakfast drinks, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, drinking heavily"You weren't actually in the dream, but you did do the voice-over."
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relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, breakfast, morning, mornings, dream, dreams, dreaming, dreamed, dreamt, voice-over, voice-overs, voiceover, voiceovers, narrator, narrators, narration, film, films, movie, movies, entertainment, offended, angry, glaring, upset