"Recess is over, Your Honor."
Water-main break - "Very serious." - The Times
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"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"
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A giant boxing glove attached to a wrecker smashes into a building.
"Orange you glad I didn't say banana? But seriously, that's the last time we knock."
"Careful now. It's fragile."
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Karate Class Clown
"Have they no shame?"
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Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones
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The Adventures of Break-O-Man
Midlife Crises of Appliances.
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"Well, your quantum computer is broken in every way possible simultaneously."
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"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but ....."
The Houseplant Cemetery.
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"Sam, neither your father nor I consider your response appropriate."
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"When we play the footage backward, it'll look like you're repairing it."
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"They broke all the Commandments. Can they have some more?"
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"The barbarians are at the gates, Mr. Rollins!"
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Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer
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"They just put that to make you handle it with care."
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Movers throwing boxes out of a truck
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"I want to go back to how things were before we knew each other."
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