Breaking Up Cartoons

"This is goodbye, gentlemen. I have met another board of directors, and we have fallen in love."

Artist:
Harris, Sidney
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CC29698
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2045x2344 pixels (unwatermarked)
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board of directors, executive, executives, split up, splitting up, breakup, breakups, break-up, breaking up, break-ups, goodbye, goodbyes, long goodbye, long goodbyes, cheater, cheaters, infidelity, infidelities, unfaithful, another woman, another man, tough conversation, tough conversations, meeting, meetings, fall in love, falling in love, fallen in love

"We need to start seeing other news sources."

Artist:
Shaw, Michael
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CC125364
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5478x3431 pixels (unwatermarked)
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political differences, differences, difference of opinion, news, newspaper, newspapers, tabloid, tabloids, broadsheet, broadsheets, media, media coverage, breakfast, over breakfast, the paper, read the paper, reading the paper, papers, break-up, breaking up, break up, fake news, bias, biased, information, info, source, sources, sourced, impartial, impartial information, knowledge, modern life, media manipulation, political, politics, couple, couples, opposites attract, realise, realisation, wake up america, wake up call

"It's time to split the Hosta funkia!"

Artist:
Booth, George
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CC25354
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1506x1591 pixels (unwatermarked)
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divorce, divorced, divorces, divorcees, marriage, married, split, split up, break-up, break-ups, hosta, hostas, hosta funkia, plant, plants, splitting assets, assets, plantain lilies, plantain lily, breaking up, break up, splitting up, sharing out, dividing, horticulture, dividing hosta, houseplant, houseplants, spouse, spouses

"And, what's more, I never loved you. My father bullied me into marrying you."

Artist:
Frascino, Edward
Search ID:
CC28294
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2035x1895 pixels (unwatermarked)
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breakup, breakups, breaking up, divorce, divorces, divorcing, old age, old people, old couple, old couples, wives, wife, marry, marrying, married couple, married couples, fight, fights, fighting, spat, spats, falling out, fall out, falls out, confession, confessions, dark secret, dark secrets

"And then she slapped my face, injuring my beard."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC32451
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2194x1897 pixels (unwatermarked)
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business, businessman, businessmen, suit, suits, meeting, assault, assaulted, offended, offense, beard, beards, facial hair, over reaction, overreaction, over react, overreact, slap, slapped, slapstick, slap stick, physical comedy, wimp, wimpy, victim, fashion victim, injury, injured, absurd, absurdity, fashion, fashionable, men, man, breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups, breaking up, hipster, hipsters

"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC126390
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3050x2733 pixels (unwatermarked)
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divorce, divorces, divorcing, divorced, separation, separations, walk out, walks out, walking out, leave, leaves, leaving, husband, husbands, wife, wives, luggage, baggage, suitcase, suitcases, style, stylish, picky, choosy, fashionista, fashionistas, attractive, move out, moves out, moving out, split up, splits up, splitting up, breakup, breakups, break-up, breaks up, breaking up

"That's my old boyfriend. He's just staying here through the transition period."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
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CC119047
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3000x2255 pixels (unwatermarked)
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boyfriend, boyfriends, transition, transitions, transition period, transition periods, breakup, breakups, breaking up, split up, splitting up, move out, moving out, first date, first dates, ominous, warning flag, warning flags, new relationship, new relationships, old boyfriend, new boyfriend, internet dating, online dating, weirdo, weirdos

"Brad, we've got to talk."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC31683
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3655x2935 pixels (unwatermarked)
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marriage, relationships, nature, psychiatry, breakup, breakups, breaking up, divorce, divorces, divorcing, difficult conversation, difficult conversations, bad time, bad times, bad timing, conversation, conversations, hard conversation, hard conversations, over the falls, over the waterfall, choose your moment, choosing your moments, mankoff

"It's not you, Frank, it's me - I don't like you."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
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CC35591
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3261x2271 pixels (unwatermarked)
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dating, relationships, dining, drinking, you, me, like, restaurants, women, let down, lets down, letting down, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, breaking up, split up, splits up, splitting up, it's not you, it's me, dislike, dislikes, no spark, no chemistry, first date, first dates, mankoff

"You can't leave, Alice - you're the only thing keeping me from quitting my job, taking up golf, and living off the equity in the house."

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
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CC122734
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3005x2757 pixels (unwatermarked)
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wife, wives, divorce, divorces, divorcing, husband, husbands, walk out, walks out, walking out, equity, retire, retires, retiring, retirement, job, jobs, quit, quits, quitting, threat, threats, threaten, threatens, threatening, leave, leaves, leaving, split up, splitting up, break up, breaks up, breaking up, empty threat, empty threats, single, newly single, single life

"I hope we can still be cousins."

Artist:
Diffee, Matthew
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CC119793
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2000x2083 pixels (unwatermarked)
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cousin, cousins, rural, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotypical, redneck, rednecks, rural america, farmer, farmers, cousin, cousins, kissing cousins, first cousin, first cousins, breakup, breakups, breaking up, split up, splits up, splitting up, divorce, divorces

Tunnel of Love exit.

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
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CC25042
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2412x1863 pixels (unwatermarked)
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tunnel, tunnels, tunnel of love, exit, exits, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, divorce, divorces, split up, splitting up, rocky breakup, fallout, relationship, relationships, relationship, long term relationship, long term relationships

"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
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CC123718
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5000x3277 pixels (unwatermarked)
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divorce, separation, husband, wife, couple, lawyer, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors, couples counsellor, couples cousellors, oral hygiene, floss, flosses, flossing, oral health, irreconcilable differences, breakup, breakups, breaking up, split up, splits up, splitting up, mankoff

"There's nothing wrong with you, Steve - it's just you're the incumbent."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
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CC133018
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4511x3379 pixels (unwatermarked)
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wife, leaving, home, husband, fight, marital, problems, argument, deserting, suitcases, reasons, explanations, divorce, divorces, divorcing, marital problem, marital problems, walk out, walks out, walking out, split up, splits up, splitting up, breakup, breakups, breaking up, it's not you, incumbent, incumbents, lame duck, lame ducks, mankoff

"You're a good husband, Dave - I just want to start marrying other people."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
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CC121945
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5000x3732 pixels (unwatermarked)
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relationships, marriage problems, couple, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, breaking up, split up, splits up, splitting up, husband, husbands, marry, marries, marrying, breakup, breakups, other people, other person, third party, third parties, mankoff

"But won't you at least stay long enough to insure a smooth transition to your successor?"

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
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CC29914
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2306x1850 pixels (unwatermarked)
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modern life, marriage, divorce, divorce culture, transition, transitions, transition team, transition teams, firing, firings, layoff, layoffs, laid off, redundancy, redundancies, split up, splits up, splitting up, breakup, breakups, breaking up, successor, successors, new wife, new wives, infidelity, infidelities, mankoff

"Look, you've been great. It's just that we'd like to start seeing other marriage counsellors."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
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CC134860
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4625x3690 pixels (unwatermarked)
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love scenes, breakups, marriage counselors, divorce, marriage counselor, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors, marriage counselling, see other people, sees other people, seeing other people, therapist, therapists, couples therapists, couples therapists, couples therapy, let down easy, lets down easy, letting down easy, it's not you, cliche, cliches, cliched, breakup, breakups, breaking up, split up, splits up, splitting up, divorce, divorces, divorcing, mankoff

"I'm sorry, Dave, but our marriage has lost its narrative flow."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
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CC32975
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3023x2423 pixels (unwatermarked)
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divorce, marriage, novels, critique, critiques, critiquing, writer, writers, author, authors, narrative, narratives, narrative flow, narrative flows, writing tip, writing tips, divorces, breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups, breaking up, split up, splits up, splitting up, irreconcilable, mankoff

"It's not you, Adam. It's men."

Artist:
Finck, Liana
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CC142700
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4749x4194 pixels (unwatermarked)
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gender, misandry, misandrist, man-hater, man-haters, men-hating, feminist, feminists, feminism, hetero, heterosexual, heterosexuals, breakup, breakups, breaking up, split up, splitting up, cliche, cliches, it's not you it's me, it's not you, breakup speech, breakup speeches

Lesser-Known 'Conscious Uncouplings

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC140365
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4613x3943 pixels (unwatermarked)
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conscious uncoupling, conscious uncouplings, gywneth paltrow, chris martin, celebrities, celebrity, famous, famous people, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, break up, break ups, split, splitting, separation, separating, divorce, divorcing, lesser known, lesser-known, new age, guru, friends, friend, friendly, amicable, relationship, relationships, marriage, relationship issues, modern life, calculus, math, maths, mathematics, beet, beets, piano, playing the piano, stop, end, finish, give up, part, parting

"Are you sure you're not just trying to get back at Josh by sleeping with his avatar?"

Artist:
Dernavich, Drew
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CC124775
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7200x4493 pixels (unwatermarked)
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relationship, relationships, break up, break up, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, computer, computers, online, on-line, internet, graphic, graphics, avatar, avatars, forum, forums, game, games, video game, video games, video-games, video-game, icon, icons, couple, couples, get back, getting back, unrealistic, personified, relationship, relationships, cheat, cheating, cheats, adultery, adulterer, adulterers, infidelity

"He's pretty depressed - Ginger Spice was his favorite."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
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CC39676
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3000x2533 pixels (unwatermarked)
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spice girls, favorite, favourite, pop music, music, husbands, entertainment, psychology, depressed, pop group, pop groups, favourite band, favourite bands, breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups, breaking up, mankoff

"This isn't really about the beagles, is it."

Artist:
Noth, Paul
Search ID:
CC136857
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3146x3048 pixels (unwatermarked)
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dog, dogs, beagle, beagles, marriage, married, marry, marriages, argue, argument, arguing, arguments, argues, arguing, argumentative, marital, domestic, row, rows, projection, crowded, overloaded, project, projected, veiled, argues, break up, divorce, divorces, divorcees, breaking up, break-up, divorced, divorcing

"I'm sure you're a nice man, but I'm not interested in hearing your plan for a flat tax."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC135168
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3020x3144 pixels (unwatermarked)
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flat tax, fairtax, fair tax, tax rate, tax rates, tax, taxes, taxing, taxation, conservative, conservatives, republican, republicans, libertarian, libertarians, obsession, obsessions, cut taxes, cutting taxes, right-wing, right-winger, right-wingers, singleminded, single-minded, breakup, breakups, breaking up, split up, splits up, splitting up, tax plan, tax plans, bad date, bad dates, date, dating, single

"Look, I say 'Star Wars' and you say 'Strategic Defense Initiative,' so let's call the whole thing off."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC37580
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3169x3362 pixels (unwatermarked)
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dating, relationships, weapons, military, breakup, breakups, breaking up, split up, splits up, splitting up, arbitrary, arbitrary reason, arbitrary reasons, arbitrary reasoning, argument, arguments, fight, fights, strategic defense initiative, star wars, star wars program, star wars programs, term, terms, terminology, disagreement, disagreements, mankoff