"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships.love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, liquor, booze, drunk, drunks, boozing, skit-chasing, skirt-chaser, skit-chasers, womanising, womanizing, womanizer, womanizer, womaniser, womanisers, cheating, cheater, cheaters, affair, affairs, extramarital affairs, infidelity, fashion, fashion sense, bicycle clothes"We don't need NATO. We need Tito."
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nato, north atlantic treaty organization, north atlantic treaty organisation, balkans, yugoslavia, dissolve, dissolves, dissolving, dissolution, balkan state, balkan states, break up, breaks up, breaking up, dictator, dictators, dictatorship, dictatorships, communist, communists, communism, free trade, free trade agreement, free trade agreements"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."
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failing marriage, breaking up, divorce, divorcing, passion, passions, dead bedroom, dead bedrooms, passionate, husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, spouses, spouse, marriage, married, arts and crafts, egg painter, egg painters, egg painting, collection, collections"I'm sorry, Edward. I suddenly realized I'm not a cat person."
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, feline, felines, cat owner, cat owners, cat person, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, couple, couples, dating, date, dates, divorce, divorces, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, breaking up"Can't you see? He needs both of us!"
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break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations, divorce, divorces, bad relationship, bad relationships, monster, monsters, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting"Why do we need some piece of paper to say that we both hate each other?"
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divorce, divorcing, divorced, exhausted, exhaustion, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, spouse, spouses, married, marriage, failed marriage, failing marriage, couples counsellor, couples counselor, couples counselling, marriage therapy, couples therapy, therapist, therapists, breakup, breakups, breaking up, splitting up, split up"I'm sorry, Wilson, but I liked you better before your therapy."
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dating, dates, date, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, breakup, breakups, breaking up, broken up, broke up, dump, dumped, split, split up, splitting up, change, changed, mental health, therapy, therapist, therapists, depression, depressed, anxious, anxiety, men, man, women, woman"It'll never work. You're a dog person and I'm a cat person."
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, pet lover, pet lovers, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owner, cat lover, cat lovers, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, cat person, cat people, dog person, dog people, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, nothing in common, dating, break-up, breakup, break up, break-ups, breakups, break ups, breaking up, restaurant, restaurants, never work, can't work between us, too different, can't agree, disagree, animal head, animal heads"Didn't you find it attractive that he was a "Free Range Chicken'?"
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chicken, chickens, free range, free range chicken, free range chicken, free range egg, free range eggs, farm animal, farm animals, divorce, divorces, divorce law, divorce lawyer, divorce lawyers, divorce attorney, divorce attorney, attractive, attractiveness, regret, regrets, marriages, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations"I've decided to cut and run."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, military, iraq war, catch-phrase, catch-phrases, catchphrase, catchphrases, cut and run, cut-and-run, leaving, giving up, hurry off, word play, word play, republican party, american politics, american government, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, pejorative, pejoratives"I put them up after the divorce so that he knows his father is still part of his life."
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parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, divorce, divorces, reminder, child rearing, kid, kids, child, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, reminders, mistake, mistakes, portrait, portraits, bad father, bad fathers, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations"You're history, Leonard."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, couple, couples, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, breaking up, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, history, historical, date, dates, year, years, time, expression, expressions, wordplay, word play"This is goodbye, gentlemen. I have met another board of directors, and we have fallen in love."
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board of directors, executive, executives, split up, splitting up, breakup, breakups, break-up, breaking up, break-ups, goodbye, goodbyes, long goodbye, long goodbyes, cheater, cheaters, infidelity, infidelities, another woman, another man, tough conversation, tough conversations, meeting, meetings, fall in love, falling in love, fallen in loveBradbury, Cavalli, Lennon & Kleiner: Her Lawyers
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lawyer, lawyers, law office, law offices, partner, partners, attorney, attorneys, divorce, divorces, divorce attorney, divorce attorneys, break up, break-ups, breaking up, representative, representatives, legal team, legal teams, legal representative, legal representatives, contentious, contentiousness"Dear, I'd like to roll our marriage over into an amicable divorce."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breaking up, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, amicable, friendly, roll-over, roll over, transformation, change, modern life"I just wanted you to hear it from me first, before you read it in the sky."
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date, dates, dating, relationship, relationships, relationship problem, relationship problems, breakdown, breakdowns, breakup, breakups, breaking up, split up, splits up, splitting up, incompatible, incompatibility, toaster, toasters, appliance, appliances, wrong for each other, divorce, divorces, divorcing, mother-in-law, argument, arguments, arguing, spat, spats, row, rows, quarrel, quarrels, quarrelling"Well, it's a lovely gesture, but I still think we should start seeing other people."
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date, dates, dating, relationships, relationship, bad relationships, bad relationships, dump, dumping, dumped, ends, ending, ending a relationship, break-up, break-ups, breaking up, tattoo, tattoos, tattoo fails, bad tattoo, bad tattoos, regret, regetting, pointless gestures, pointless gesture, nice gesture, nice gestures, gesture, gestures, seeing other people, see other people"We'll always have couples therapy."
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therapy, psychology, psychiatry, couples therapy, marriage counseling, marriage counselling, patient, patients, mental health, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, hate, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, leaving, memory, memories"What is it this time? My maleness? My Anglo-Saxoness? My Pincetoness? My lawyerness?"
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