The night they invented champagne.
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"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."
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"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."
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"I'm going to the store—do we need anything?"
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Brew 'N' Brouhaha
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"The person we're trying to poison—does he have any dietary restrictions?"
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"We just think Zeke here can really give us that microbrewery fund."
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"Do you want to see where I fester?"
Steeping in a hot tub