Bribe Cartoons

"If you want justice, it's two hundred dollars an hour. Obstruction of justice runs a bit more."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC29804
High Res:
1994x1608 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
obstruction, obstruction of justice, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, legal team, legal teams, legal, paid by the hour, corrupt, corruption, injustice, cutthroat, price, prices, cost, costs, bribe, bribes, bribing, bribery, felon, felons, white collar crime, white collar crimes, corporate crime, corporate crimes, corporate criminal, corporate criminals

"Meet your sales numbers this month, Feldman, and you can have your head back."

Artist:
Shaw, Michael
Search ID:
CC123796
High Res:
4615x3449 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
sales, sales numbers, sales goal, sales goals, incentive, incentives, bribe, bribes, bribery, threaten, threatens, threatening, extort, extorts, extortion, extortions, salesman, salesmen, headless, goose sales, goosing sales, pressure, pressures, pressuring, incentive, incentives, incentivizing, corporate climate, corporate culture, management, managers, managing

"There's a twenty in it for you if you just keep moving."

Artist:
Duffy, J. C.
Search ID:
CC40862
High Res:
1989x1725 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
cupid, cupid's arrow, cupids arrow, unwanted, unwanted attention, unwanted advance, flirt, flirts, flirting, valentine, valentine's day, valentines day, february 14, flirtation, flirtations, bribe, bribes, bribing, bribery, affection, affections, love, feminist, feminists, feminism, strong woman, strong women

"What Hershey bar? I don't see any Hershey bar."

Artist:
Noth, Paul
Search ID:
CC133474
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4666x3582 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
chocolate bar, chocolate bars, chocolate, bribe, bribing, police, police officer, ticket, speeding ticket, tickets, speeding tickets, get out, get away, sweet, sweets, candy, candies, inappropriate, ineffective, bribery, corrupt, corruption, pay, payment, payments, pay off, pay-off

Tipping the I.R.S.

Artist:
Twohy, Mike
Search ID:
CC29691
High Res:
2056x1676 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
tax, taxes, taxing, taxed, tax return, tax returns, internal revenue service, irs, i.r.s., hmrc, her majesty's revenue and customs, her majestys revenue and customs, hm revenue and customs, tax collecting, tax collector, tax man, taxman, service, tip, tips, tipping, hopeful, unhelpful, disliked, government, governments, money, monies, law, laws, return, returns, unusual, unlikely, bribe, bribes, bribery, corruption, corrupt

"You can't buy forgiveness with airline miles, Charles."

Artist:
Flake, Emily
Search ID:
CC133408
High Res:
3030x3066 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
forgive, forgives, forgiveness, apology, apologies, apologize, apologizes, apologizing, apologise, apologises, apologising, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, frequent flyer miles, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, comfort, comforts, comforting, airline miles, airline, airlines, airport, airports, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, plane travel, plane travels, marital fight, marital fights, spat, spats, argument, arguments, marital, row, rows, make up, makes up, making up, buy forgiveness, buying forgiveness, bribe, bribes, bribery

"What the hell, Senator - let's cut to the chase."

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
Search ID:
CC133693
High Res:
3081x2355 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
bribe, bribes, bribery, bribing, corrupt, corruption, corrupted, corrupting, senator, senators, politician, politicians, political campaign, political campaigns, election campaign, election campaigns, washington dc, senate, lobbyist, lobbyists, lobby

"Harper, we'd like you to become the company fall guy. The position comes with a generous severance package."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC40235
High Res:
3000x2311 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
fall guy, fall guys, firings, fires, fire, firing, severance package, severance, severance packages, executives, company fall guy, company fall guys, bribe, bribes, bribing, bribery, scapegoat, scapegoats, scapegoating, demotion, demotions, demoted, redundant, redundancy, redundancies, mankoff

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

Artist:
Diffee, Matthew
Search ID:
CC119299
High Res:
2000x2169 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
story, stories, storytime, bedtime story, bedtime stories, bribe, bribes, bribery, parent, parents, parenting, allowance, allowances, permissive, permissive parent, permissive parents, read, reads, reading, lax

"Well, that satisfies our financial requirement."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC37633
High Res:
3539x2735 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
money, business, gangsters, financial requirement, financial requirements, co-op, co-ops, finances, bribe, bribes, bribery, organized crime, gangster, mob, mobs, mafia, mafia member, mafia members, suitcase, suitcases, suitcase of cash, suitcases of cash, cash incentive, cash incentives, board meeting, board meetings, moneyed interest, moneyed interests, corruption, corrupt, corrupt industry, corrupt industries, mankoff

Boho Bribes

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC134659
High Res:
5589x6887 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
bohemian, bohemians, boho, poem, poems, poet, poets, poetry, bribe, bribes, bribery, culture, cultural difference, cultural differences, interpretative dance, interpretative dances, interpretative dancer, art, artist, artists, artistic, pretentious, pretentiousness, game the system, gaming the system, parent, parents, parenting, cheat, cheats, cheating, cheater, cheaters, school admissions, private school, private schools, good school, good schools

Waiting For Godot

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC43805
High Res:
2072x2471 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
beckett, samuel beckett, playwright, playwrights, play, plays, bribe, bribes, bribery, hangman, hangmen, kill time, kills time, killing time, impatient, impatience, twenty questions, road trip, road trips, grandchild, grandchildren, grandson, grandsons, granddaughter, granddaughters, grandmother, grandmothers, grandparent, grandparents, wait, waits, waiting, long wait, long waits

"She'll only eat it if I cut it up in cloverleaf shapes, serve it on a blue plate, and do a little dance as I serve it."

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC143283
High Res:
5700x4518 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
picky eater, picky eaters, child, children, entitled, choosy, brat, brats, bratty, spoiled, spoil, spoils, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, parent, parents, eat, eats, eating, bribe, bribes, bribery, convince, convincing, bad parent, bad parenting, pain, difficult child, difficult children, difficulty, difficulties, dinner, dinners, meal, meals

How Messinger Could Win

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC36767
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1746x1944 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
messinger, ruth messinger, rudy giuliani, giuliani, election, elections, mayor, mayors, nyc, new york, new york city, 1997, mayoral election, mayoral elections, democrat, democrats, soros, george soros, impossible, impossibility, bribe, bribing, politician, politicians, politics, political, improbable, bribery

"Objection."

Artist:
Walsh, Liam
Search ID:
CC136942
High Res:
3058x2793 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
bribe, bribery, bribes, court, courts, courthouse, courthouses, courtrooms, judge, judges, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, pervesion of justice, perverting the course of justice, justice, justice system, injustice, judicial system, judicial proceeding, judicial proceedings, judiciary, federal judiciary, court of appeals, district courts, bankruptcy courts, dishonest, dishonesty, money, wealth, objection, object, representation

"How much speech did you take in last month?"

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC140397
High Res:
4771x5873 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
political speech, political speeches, speech circuit, speech circuits, gig, gigs, speaking gig, speaking gigs, retire, retires, retired senator, retired senators, retired politician, retired politicians, speech, speeches, fee, fees, speaking fee, speaking fees, money in politics, corruption, corrupt, bribe, bribes, bribery

Ice cream flavors.

Artist:
Krimstein, Ken
Search ID:
CC141321
High Res:
3088x2398 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
ice cream, ice cream parlor, ice cream parlors, ice cream parlour, ice cream parlours, bribe, bribes, tantrum, tantrums, temper tantrum, temper tantrums, placate, placates, flavor, flavors, flavour, flavours, distraction, distractions, reward, rewarding, bad behavior, hissy fit, rage, rages, enraged, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, pacify, pacifies, pacifying, distract, distracts

Our Beloved $68 a Share

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC36281
High Res:
2966x3725 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
wealth, wealthy, rich people, rich person, unfair, unfairness, unjust, wealth divide, class divide, privilege, privileged, statues, statues, honour, honouring, founder, founders, business founder, business founders, chairman, chair man, share, shares, financial shares, bribe, bribes, pay-off, payed-off, pay off, payed off, kiss-ass, kiss ass, suck up, suck-up, sucking up, pander, pandering, pander to, boot licker, bootlicker, boot-licker, flatter, flattering, flattery, preference, preferences

Landing That Tough Account

Artist:
Duffy, J. C.
Search ID:
CC60372
High Res:
1912x2179 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
sales, salesman, salesmen, business lunch, business lunches, hospitality, corporate hospitality, corporate entertaining, lunch, dogs, dog food, dog, dogs dinner, sacrifice, sales pitch, sales pitches, bribes, bribe, agents, agent, pet food

"Sorry, all the wings are standard."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CX304151
High Res:
5692x4510 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, entering heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, money, rich, wealthy, affluent, bribe, bribes, bribing

"Your ex-wife's attorney is totally unethical. I'm certain he'll take a payoff."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CX301908
High Res:
4400x3400 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, family law, ethics, unethical, corrupt, corruption, bribe, bribes, bribery, payoff, payoffs, taking advantage, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, ex, exes, ex-wife, ex-wives, divorce, divorces, divorcing

"We're running an intervention on you, Jack, but if you'll buy us a drink we'll forget about it."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CX302618
High Res:
4400x3400 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
intervention, interventions, alcohol, booze, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drunk, drunks, bribe, bribes, blackmail, blackmailing, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, addict, addicts, addiction

"If we finance your army will you promise not to attack the bank?"

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC69285
High Res:
1725x1151 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
loans, loan, collateral, loan collateral, bank, banks, banker, bankers, corrupt, corruption, protection, self protection, self-protection, king, kings, ruler, rulers, leader, leaders, royal, royals, royalty, dictator, dictators, army, armies, funding, funds, military funding, bribe, bribes, friends in high places

"I wrote another five hundred words. Can I have another cookie?"

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC47063
High Res:
2096x1580 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
cookie, cookies, bribe, bribes, comfort food, motivation, motivations, motivational, author, authors, manuscript, manuscripts, deadline, deadlines, work ethic, work ethics, incentive, incentives, writer, writers, snack, snacks, snacking, word count, word counts, reward, rewards, bribe, bribes, wife, wives, husband, husbands