Bribery Cartoons

"If you want justice, it's two hundred dollars an hour. Obstruction of justice runs a bit more."

"Meet your sales numbers this month, Feldman, and you can have your head back."

"Not guilty"

"Look, Peg, you don't really have to dress like that for computer crime."

"There's a twenty in it for you if you just keep moving."

"What Hershey bar? I don't see any Hershey bar."

Tipping the I.R.S.

"Absolutely. When I'm elected, all you'll have to do is whistle."

"You can't buy forgiveness with airline miles, Charles."

How Messinger Could Win

"Objection."

"Then I thought, Why should I spend it all on fancy lawyers?"

Boho Bribes

"A very special interest to see you, Senator."

Hatch Act - Trump 2020

"Put that away. Your money's no good here."

Mitch McConnell's office issues his position on gun control.

"No, no, Senator, no thanks are necessary at this time."

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

"Then we carefully disguise the bribes as legal fees by changing the word 'bribes' to 'legal fees.'"

"Okay, Max, your dad is the commissioner, you're at first base. Harry, your parents donated 5 grand to fix the snack bar, you're at shortstop. . ."

"I'm moving all the money from our rainy day account into a slush fund."

"… then I found a million cash in my desk drawer. I can't tell you what a boost that was."

"Some of it is soft and some of it is hard, but the main thing is that all of it is money."