"If you want justice, it's two hundred dollars an hour. Obstruction of justice runs a bit more."
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"Meet your sales numbers this month, Feldman, and you can have your head back."
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"I've take a government handout not to grow any wool."
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"There's a twenty in it for you if you just keep moving."
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"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."
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"You can eat the one marshmallow right now, or if you wait fifteen minutes, I'll give you two marshmallows and swear you in as President of the United States."
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Tipping the I.R.S.
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"Absolutely. When I'm elected, all you'll have to do is whistle."
"You can't buy forgiveness with airline miles, Charles."
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"Is there anything I can do for extra credit, like give you money?"
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"What if I told you that we have tickets to 'The Producers."
Landing That Tough Account
"How did you find out I was a superdelegate, Irene?"
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"I wrote another five hundred words. Can I have another cookie?"
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"Just tell us what we want to know, and you can sit in the comfortable chair."
"And, in exchange for his testimony, your client gets to pick something nice out of our catalogue."
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"Then I thought, Why should I spend it all on fancy lawyers?"
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"If we finance your army will you promise not to attack the bank?"
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"A very special interest to see you, Senator."
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"Put that away. Your money's no good here."
Mitch McConnell's office issues his position on gun control.
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"No, no, Senator, no thanks are necessary at this time."
"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."