"If you want justice, it's two hundred dollars an hour. Obstruction of justice runs a bit more."
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"There's a twenty in it for you if you just keep moving."
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"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."
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"What Hershey bar? I don't see any Hershey bar."
"Absolutely. When I'm elected, all you'll have to do is whistle."
"Is there anything I can do for extra credit, like give you money?"
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"How did you find out I was a superdelegate, Irene?"
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How Messinger Could Win
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Mitch McConnell's office issues his position on gun control.
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"Then we carefully disguise the bribes as legal fees by changing the word 'bribes' to 'legal fees.'"
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"Okay, Max, your dad is the commissioner, you're at first base. Harry, your parents donated 5 grand to fix the snack bar, you're at shortstop. . ."
"What the hell, Senator - let's cut to the chase."
"Harper, we'd like you to become the company fall guy. The position comes with a generous severance package."
"A sizable gratuity always helps."
"Ten cents for a lousy five minutes", I thought, bitterly reflecting on a gentler time, when a single dime used to get me parking and a newspaper with enough left over to bribe the meter maid to let me off easy on my very first parking violation.
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"You didn't make that deal with us."
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"Sorry, all the wings are standard."
"Let's not play games, Duberman - every ethics consultant has his price."
"You may be interested to know that least one of your classmates was concerned enough about his grades to leave an envelope of cash on my desk yesterday afternoon."
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"This plea bargaining has really gotten out of hand!"
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"All right, coppers - here's ten bucks that says let's forget the whole thing."
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"I'll give you a cookie if you promise to paint me as a pillar among women in your future memoir."
"I totally get it. I hate Fake News, too."
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"Consider yourself served."
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