Bribing Cartoons

Bribing Cartoons

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Bribing cartoon

"If you want justice, it's two hundred dollars an hour. Obstruction of justice runs a bit more."

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"There's a twenty in it for you if you just keep moving."

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"What Hershey bar? I don't see any Hershey bar."

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"What the hell, Senator - let's cut to the chase."

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"Harper, we'd like you to become the company fall guy. The position comes with a generous severance package."

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How Messinger Could Win

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"Sorry, all the wings are standard."

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"You may be interested to know that least one of your classmates was concerned enough about his grades to leave an envelope of cash on my desk yesterday afternoon."

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Bribing cartoon 9 of 19

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"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."

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"Ten cents for a lousy five minutes", I thought, bitterly reflecting on a gentler time, when a single dime used to get me parking and a newspaper with enough left over to bribe the meter maid to let me off easy on my very first parking violation.

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Bribing cartoon 11 of 19

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"How did you find out I was a superdelegate, Irene?"

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Bribing cartoon 12 of 19

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"Absolutely. When I'm elected, all you'll have to do is whistle."

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"Okay, Max, your dad is the commissioner, you're at first base. Harry, your parents donated 5 grand to fix the snack bar, you're at shortstop. . ."

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"This plea bargaining has really gotten out of hand!"

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"All right, coppers - here's ten bucks that says let's forget the whole thing."

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"You didn't make that deal with us."

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"Let's not play games, Duberman - every ethics consultant has his price."

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"Then we carefully disguise the bribes as legal fees by changing the word 'bribes' to 'legal fees.'"

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"Is there anything I can do for extra credit, like give you money?"

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