Bride Cartoons

"You may now begin your insane experiment."

"I'm delighted to love, honor, and obey, but I'm keeping my electronic rights."

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

Prenuptial Wedding Cake

"But you can't leave me—your name is Bride of Frankenstein."

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

"We'd like you to leave out the poorer, sickness, and death parts - they're a little dark."

"First, I'll read the minutes from your last weddings."

"I'm not attracted to him and we don't get along, but the timing is right."

"You know, I never properly vetted you."

"You're really starting to bug me."

A Successful Wedding Party Returns From the Hunt

"'Present' is not an appropriate response."

"We'll be single again in Heaven, right?"

Bride with a lasso.

A sign on the back of a car reads "Just married - Sorry we didn't invite you. It was a small wedding."

Frankenstein's Reading Light

"Forget it, Carl."

"So what if he's not the man of your dreams. The 'Times' is going to be there."

"Till death do us part? Hey, I thought this was just supposed to be a starter marriage!"

"The Bolsons are pleased to announce that their daughter, Naomi,is going to take another shot at marriage."

"My client doesn't have to answer that."

"No, we're not Jewish, but we think it would be fun for our reception's theme to be 'A Jewish Wedding.'"

King Solomon's Wedding"You may kiss the brides. You may also kiss the concubines, but don't make a big tzimmes about it."

"I do - but it might just be the liquor talking."