"I see you brought the pie charts."
A salesman father waves to his son at the maternity ward.
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"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."
"Thank heavens! Some work."
"Don't come home till that bag is full of money."
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"I've stopped carrying a briefcase. I don't like to flaunt my employment."
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"How about that! We're both carrying the same de-luxe executive personal-management portfolio."
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"One of you will have to remain behind."
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"It came with the job."
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"I think mine likes yours, too!"
Frogs wearing business suits sit perched on floating briefcases in a pond.
A Transformer for grownups
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"On the other hand, if we walk upright we can carry attache cases."
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"Pshaw! I grabbed the wrong bag."
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Need a Lawyer?
"It's not you, Rob. It's just that things are moving a little too fast."
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"We're going to try to negotiate first."
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"Dibs on the briefcase."
"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."
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"I see a vague figure of someone groping...groping...groping..Yes, yes, it's coming in more clearly now! It seems to be—yes, it is a man! The man has a briefcase! And some papers! The man is an economist!"
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The Attache Case Building
"Sir, your change."
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