Will ask for money
Tags:beggar, beggars, panhandle, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, panhandled, homeless, homelessness, poor, down on luck, soup kitchen, soup kitchens, homeless shelter, homeless shelters, food bank, food banks, feed the homeless, sign, signs, poverty, unemployed, unemployment, jobless, no job, broke, no money
"A banker, eh? Can you make a living at that?"
"I'm a Schedule D kind of guy with a little Schedule E thrown in."
Tags:schedule d, schedule e, accountant, accountants, accounting, 1040, 1040 form, 1040 forms, investor, investors, asset, assets, broke, lose money, loses money, losing money, investment, investments, broker, brokers, stockbroker, stockbrokers, tax return, tax returns, penniless, loss, losses, financial loss, financial losses, hedge fund, hedge funds, hedge fund manager, hedge fund managers, tax season, taxes, filing taxes, personality type, personality types, date, dates, dinner date, dinner dates, insolvent, insolvency
"Does it seem like American tourists are less arrogant than they used to be?"
Tags:american, americans, tourist, tourists, panhandle, panhandles, panhandling, beg, begs, begging, beggar, beggars, reputation, reputations, international reputation, recession, recessions, crash, crashes, market crash, market crashes, low wage, low wages, broke, poverty, arrogant, arrogance, international reputation, international reputations, united states, usa
"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."
Tags:mechanic, mechanics, repair, repairing, workshop, workshops, work shop, work shops, engineer, engineers, diagnose, diagnosis, problem, problems, broken, broke, car, cars, motor, motors, motorcars, motorcar, engine, engines, carburetor, understatement, obvious, clear, expert, technician, technicians, repairman, repairmen, clearly, obviously, jargon, garage, garages
"Never, ever, drink on an empty wallet."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, wallet, wallets, empty wallet, empty wallets, broke, poor, unable to pay, poverty, never, angry, anger, tell-off, lecture, lectures, lecturing, word play, wordplay, cliche, cliches
"Well, it's official. This household is definitely in a recession."
"If I didn't know before I sure as hell know who Manolo Blahnik is now."
Tags:shoes, heels, high heel, high heels, expensive, shoes, womens fashion, womens fashions, women's fashion, women's fashion, date, dates, couple, couples, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, bad relationship, bad relationships, expensive relationship, expensive relationships, gold digger, gold diggers, broke, over spend, over spending, expectation, exceptions, pressure
"Don't ask questions, Morton, just get this mess out of here."
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, boss, bosses, employer, employers, employee, employees, custodian, custodians, janitor, janitors, clean, cleaner, cleaners, clean up, clean ups, monument, monuments, statues, statue, sculpture, sculptures, broken, broke, accident, accidents, destroy, destroyed
"He's old money, but, unfortunately, minus the money."
"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."
Tags:broken, broke, fix, fixed, fixing, sales, salesman, salesperson, fix-it, repair, repairs, repaired, repairman, repairmen, customer, customers, customer service, appliances, truthful, honest, honesty, honestly, rip-off, ripped-off, returned, returns, return, shop, shops, store, stores, maintenance
"Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd actually save up the money to buy it?"
Tags:save up, saves up, saving up, save money, saves money, saving money, spender, spenders, spending, savings, savings account, saving accounts, want, wants, desire, desires, slacker, slackers, slack off, slacks off, slacking off, wastrel, wastrels, loser, losers, broke, spend money, spends money, spending money
"Stop complaining. Who isn't broke?"
Tags:rich, riches, rich person, rich people, expensive, department store, department stores, brand, brands, upscale, wealthy, wealthy elite, wealthy elites, first world problem, first world problems, problem, problems, complaint, complaints, complain, complains, complaining, broke, poverty, poor person, poor people, struggle, struggles, struggling, shop, shops, shopping, shopaholic, shopaholics, life of privilege, privilege
Tags:chip and pin, chip and pins, chip and pin machine, chip and pin machines, cashpoint, cashpoints, cash point, cash points, insult, insulting, rude, rudness, say it how it is, saying it how it is, poor, penniless, broke, in debt, debtor, debtors, bankrupt, bankruptcy, saving, savings, saver, savers, no savings, credit, credit cards, avaliable credit, atm, atms, bank, banks, automated teller machine, automated teller machines, cash machine, cash machines, recession, the recession, recessions, double di recession, banker, bankers, yo mammas gumbo, yo' mamma's gumbo
Broken Beaver Dam
"She took the house, the money, the Mercedes, and the Rottweiler. Then she took a hammer and busted the still."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, ex, exes, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, house, houses, money, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, dog, dogs, animal, animals, pet, pets, rottweiler, rottweilers, custody, alimony, hammer, hammers, broken, broke, busted, still, stills, distilling, alcohol, alcoholic, drink, drinks
"I've heard a lot about money, and now I'd like to try some."
The Three Little Overextended Pigs
Tags:pig, pigs, little pigs, three, three little pigs, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's stories, children's story, fairy story, overextended, budget, budgets, budgeted, budgetted, debt, debts, debtor, debtors, tax, taxes, we, owes, owed, money, saving, savings, finance, financial crisis, downsize, down-size, down size, downsizing, down-sizing, down sizing, broke, flat broke, finances, anxious, anxiety, worry, worried, wolf, real estate, realtor, realtors, moving
"Oh, them? They're old bankruptcy."
Tags:party, parties, money, no money, money issues, money problems, money troubles, finances, financial issues, financial problems, financial troubles, debt, debts, bankrupt, bankruptcy, bankruptcies, old money, rich, wealthy, the one percent, the 1%, broke, poor, destitute, poverty, class, classes, financial crisis, recession, economy, bad economy, economic crisis
Midlife Crises of Appliances.
Tags:midlife, mid-life, mid life, mid life crisis, crisis, appliance, appliances, tech, technology, modern, modern life, modernity, crises, vcr, video, video player, dishwasher, dishwashers, blender, blenders, furniture, electronics, electronic, age, aging, aged, time, father time, time goes by, things fall apart, broke, broken, break, breaking, breaks, fault, faulty, changes, changing, change, frustration, frustrated
"Dad, I need to dip into my college fund."
Tags:kid, kids, child, childhood, pocket money, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, college fund, college funds, saving, savings, fund, fund, dip into savings, dipping into savings, broke, in debt, no money, father and sons, uni fund, uni funds, university fund, university funds, saving saving, bank of mum and dad, bomad
"How come we never go out anymore and spend money we don't have?"
Thurston Pendleton: Independently Broke
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The Houseplant Cemetery.