Broker Cartoons

Proud parent of a partner at Barnow, Littman, McKenna & Huyck.

Artist:
Gregory, Alex
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CC43600
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bumpersticker, bumperstickers, bumper sticker, bumper stickers, partner, partners, law office, law offices, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, financial success, brag, brags, bragging, braggart, braggarts, parent, parents, proud parent, proud parents, student of the month, scholar, scholars, stock market, stockbroker, stockbrokers, broker, brokers, stock broker, stock brokers, success, successful, boast, boasts, boasting, offspring

Markets and Marketabilityby Jane Austen

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
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CC31224
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stocks, stock, stocks and shares, share, shares, invest, investing, investment, invested, investment banking, stock market, the market, market, markets, bond, bonds, premium bonds, stock exchange, exchange, broker, brokers, stock broker, brokerage, economics, economically, playing the market, austen, jane austen, regency, regency england, england, english literature, writer, writers, novel, novella, novels, novel writing, poem, poet, poetry, poets, poetic, literature, literary, word play, play on words, ironic, irony, author, authors, authored, book, books, book lover, artist, artists, art, arts, culture, cultured, writer's block, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover

"I'm a Schedule D kind of guy with a little Schedule E thrown in."

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
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CC41136
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schedule d, schedule e, accountant, accountants, accounting, 1040, 1040 form, 1040 forms, investor, investors, asset, assets, broke, lose money, loses money, losing money, investment, investments, broker, brokers, stockbroker, stockbrokers, tax return, tax returns, penniless, loss, losses, financial loss, financial losses, hedge fund, hedge funds, hedge fund manager, hedge fund managers, tax season, taxes, filing taxes, personality type, personality types, date, dates, dinner date, dinner dates, insolvent, insolvency

"Would you take the guy at Table 4? I used to be his broker."

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
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CC65992
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restaurant, restaurants, waiter, waiters, waiting staff, server, servers, serve, broker, brokers, financial crisis, global financial crisis, credit crunch, recession, career change, career changes, careers, career, job losses, job loss, fired, sacked, redundancy, made redundant, banking, banking crisis

"Here's the deal, Kim. I pick up eggs and butter, but no dry cleaning."

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
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CC38871
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broker, brokers, marriage, married life, husband, husbands, shopping, men, man, negotiate, negotiating, negotiation, negotiation skills, call, calls, wife, wives, groceries, grocery, home, housewife, grocery shopping, metropolitan, metropolitan life, urban life, urban, seedy, sleazy, businessman, businessmen, never off the clock, workaholic, work a holic, work-a-holic, work addiction, exec, execs, deal, deals, art of the deal, wheeler dealer, movie, movies, film, films, chores, chore, relationship, relationship building, relationships

"Well, anyhow, it sure is handy having my broker right here in my cell!"

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
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CC28798
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broker, brokers, stockbroker, stockbrokers, cell, cells, cellmate, cellmates, white collar crime, white collar crimes, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, jail, jails, stock broker, stock brokers, financial crime, financial crimes, investor, investors, investment, investments, financial advisor, financial advisors, financial adviser, financial advisers, broker, brokers

"If we're being honest, it was your decision to follow my recommendations that cost you money."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CC43016
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recommendation, recommendations, recommend, recommends, stock, stocks, stock market, stockbroker, stockbrokers, stock broker, stock brokers, broker, brokers, portfolio, portfolios, investor, investors, investment, investments, investing, investment advice, financial advisor, financial advisors, financial adviser, financial advisers, financial advice, accountant, accounting, accounting firm, accounting firms

"Dow Jonesy enough for you?"

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
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CC40001
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dow jones, stock market, stock markets, stockbroker, stockbrokers, stock, stocks, broker, brokers, investor, investors, investment, investments, rollercoaster, rollercoasters, roller-coaster, roller-coasters, fairground ride, fairground rides, amusement park, amusement parks, rollercoaster ride, rollercoaster rides

"What should you do? Here's what you should do: invent a time machine, go back sixteen months, and convert everything to cash."

Artist:
Sipress, David
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CC129439
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economic crash, economic crashes, market crash, market crashes, time machine, time machines, financial advisor, financial advice, financial adviser, money manager, money managers, broker, brokers, stockbroker, stockbrokers, bond, bonds, savings, savings account, 401k, 401ks, 401(k), pension, pensions, bear market, bear markets, great recession, recession, recessions

"Yes, I'm still getting up early, but these days it's to check on the spot markets for oil and natural gas."

Artist:
Koren, Edward
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CC120976
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investment, investments, early bird, early birds, get up, gets up, getting up, oil, natural gas, market, markets, stock, stocks, stocks and bonds, early riser, early risers, investor, investors, investment, investments, stockbroker, stockbrokers, broker, brokers, spot markets, cash market, cash markets, commodity trader, commodity traders, commodity trading, commodity trading advisor, commodity trading advisors

"It's the S.E.C. How do you plead?"

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
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CC36187
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receptionists, business, law, securities, securities and exchange commission, s.e.c., corruption, corrupt, white collar crime, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, stockbroker, stockbrokers, broker, brokers, stocks and bonds, watchdog, watchdogs, regulator, regulators, regulation, regulations, mankoff

"I don't know how the gods feel, but sacrificing financial advisors makes me feel happy."

Artist:
Warp, Kim
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CC128504
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sacrifice, sacrifices, sacrificing, financial advisor, financial advisors, financial adviser, financial advisers, god, gods, human sacrifice, human sacrifices, human sacrificing, volcano, volcanoes, crook, crooks, hated, hatred, hatreds, stockbroker, stockbrokers, broker, brokers, money manager, money managers, pariah, pariahs, social outcast, social outcasts, unpopular, unpopularity

"Looks like broker-assisted suicide."

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
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CC40130
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stockbroker, stockbrokers, broker, brokers, stock, stocks, financial adviser, financial advisers, financial advisor, financial advisors, financial, financials, finance, finances, bankrupt, bankruptcy, bankruptcies, bankrupted, suicide, suicides, assisted suicide, assisted suicides, depression, depressions, depressed, portfolio, portfolios

"Oh, I'm really sorry. I just placed three million with some broker who called five minutes ago."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CC39026
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cold call, cold calls, cold calling, cold caller, cold callers, telemarketer, telemarketers, telemarketing, broker, brokers, stockbroker, stockbrokers, sarcasm, sarcastic, harass, harasses, harassment, rich, riches, poor, poor person, poor people, poverty, middle class, working class, investment, investments, investing, investor, investors

Lunch Broker

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CC36684
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, lunch, lunches, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, recommendation, recommendations, recommend, recommending, suggest, suggestion, suggestions, suggesting, advice, advising, broker, brokers, offer, offers, sale, hungry, hunger, veal parmesan, chicken cacciatore, agent, agents, dealer, dealers, finances, financial, money, investment, investments, investing

Wall Street bull

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CC126331
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wall street, bull market, bull markets, stock market, stock markets, bull, meat, executives, cow, hunger, eating, chuck, rib, short loin, sirloin, round, flank, plate, shank, brisket, meat cut, meat cuts, stockbroker, stockbrokers, broker, brokers

Just as Epimetheus had been warned, Pandora opened the mysterious box and permitted the escape of Insider Trading.

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
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CC36536
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Entertaining The Troops On Wall Street

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
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CC31097
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wall street, stocks, stock, stock exchange, play on words, word play, entertaining, entertainer, entertain, entertainment, sing, singer, army, singing, show, shows, stage show, troops, sarcasm, sarcastic, stock broker, stock brokers, broker, brokers, stocks and shares, shares, capitalism, capitalist, commodity exchange, trading, trading floor, trader, traders, future exchange, critical, critique, business, big banks

"I'm a local craftsperson - I make money."

Artist:
Sipress, David
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CC122765
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wall street, banker, bankers, banking, broker, brokers, stock, stocks, stockbroker, stockbrokers, trader, traders, market trader, market traders, elite, elites, elitist, elitism, make money, making money, capitalist, capitalism, bottom line, sleaze, sleazy, sleazebag, craftsman, artisan, artisans, local business, local businesses, new york, new york city, cocktail party, cocktail parties

"Captain, it looks like we've entered cyberspace."

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
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CC43095
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cyberspace, space exploration, space explorer, space explorers, stock broker, stock brokers, stock market, stock markets, broker, brokers, e-commerce, internet commerce, computer, computers, computing, spaceship, spaceships, space exploration, space explorer, throw money around, throws money around, throwing money around

"Of course he looks peaceful - he's lived his entire life in a bull market."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
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CC41947
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investor, investors, investment, investments, financial advisor, financial advisors, financial adviser, financial advisers, bull market, bull markets, hospital, hospitals, patient, patients, peaceful, financial advice, stock market, stock markets, stockbroker, stockbrokers, broker, brokers, stock, stocks

"And, finally, after a day of record trading on Wall Street, the entire world was owned by Mickey Mouse."

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
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CC22574
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wall street, trader, traders, trading, broker, brokers, stockbroker, stockbrokers, stocks and bonds, businessman, businessmen, business world, business worlds, celebrity, celebrities, merger, mergers, buyout, buyouts, buying out, megacorporation, megacorporations, giant corporation, giant corporations, globalism

"Today opened as November 10, 1987, swung wildly to March 7, 1996, and closed as December 5, 1902."

Artist:
Fradon, Dana
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CC36613
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"Don't worry about the two billion, Max—we've all done stupid things."

Artist:
Crawford, Michael
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CC143583
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money, finances, business, businessman, businessmen, investor, investors, broker, brokers, stockbroker, stockbrokers, trader, traders, financial advisor, financial advisors, financial adviser, financial advisers, financier, financiers, banker, bankers, bank, banks, banking, mistake, mistakes, error, errors, billion, billions, stupid, dumb, incompetent, incompetence, incompetent, rich, wealthy, wealth, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, corporate, corporation, corporations, company, companies, drop in the bucket