"If we're being honest, it was your decision to follow my recommendations that cost you money."
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"Dow Jonesy enough for you?"
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"What should you do? Here's what you should do: invent a time machine, go back sixteen months, and convert everything to cash."
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"Yes, I'm still getting up early, but these days it's to check on the spot markets for oil and natural gas."
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"It's the S.E.C. How do you plead?"
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"I don't know how the gods feel, but sacrificing financial advisors makes me feel happy."
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Proud parent of a partner at Barnow, Littman, McKenna & Huyck.
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"Looks like broker-assisted suicide."
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"Oh, I'm really sorry. I just placed three million with some broker who called five minutes ago."
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Markets and Marketabilityby Jane Austen
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"No, but I can tell you the meaning of whole or term life insurance."
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"I'm a Schedule D kind of guy with a little Schedule E thrown in."
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"I don't want stock options. I want you to pay your tab."
"Would you take the guy at Table 4? I used to be his broker."
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"Here's the deal, Kim. I pick up eggs and butter, but no dry cleaning."
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Wall Street bull
"Well, anyhow, it sure is handy having my broker right here in my cell!"
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"I'm a local craftsperson - I make money."
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"Of course he looks peaceful - he's lived his entire life in a bull market."
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"And, finally, after a day of record trading on Wall Street, the entire world was owned by Mickey Mouse."
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Just as Epimetheus had been warned, Pandora opened the mysterious box and permitted the escape of Insider Trading.
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Entertaining The Troops On Wall Street
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"Today opened as November 10, 1987, swung wildly to March 7, 1996, and closed as December 5, 1902."
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"Captain, it looks like we've entered cyberspace."
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