"Well, I guess we can leave the sign as it is."
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"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"
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"Mr. Harrison already sees you."
"I forgot. My brother Woolard is coming by."
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"I hope you kept the box it came in."
Separated as children, the Wilson twins are unexpectedly reunited at a midtown restaurant.
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"Your more successful brother is already here."
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"This family is way too functional."
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"Any chance we could stop by my broker's house?"
"I'm their real child, and you're just a frozen embryo thingy they bought from some laboratory."
"May I introduce the Dorner twins? One's good, one's bad."
"Watch yourself--we're under surveillance."
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"And as you can see, my beautiful assistant has disappeared...months ago...with my brother."
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"I think my love for Brother Valentine is less than my love for anyone else in this world."
"I'm sure they're not targeting you personally."
"Pardon me, but you're sitting on my brother."
"I'm not going to say any more, Francis. It's your face, and it was your mustache."
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"According to our waiting-room security cam, you're fidgety and have a constant head itch."
"I was just transferred to the fraternity word."
Clinton's Ides of April
"Don't force me to invoke my rights pf primogeniture."
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"You used to be a lot more fun."
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Introducing Ed, The Nephew of God.
"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."
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"A phony attorney…I'm so disappointed, son. Your brother is a phony doctor."
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