"Good news, Mr. Herndon. We worked out the budget, and we have a kidney."
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Your Pizza Dollar
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"We'll find the money for that. My guy is on it right now."
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"We should lavish them with media attention when they pass a budget cooperatively, to reinforce good behavior."
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"This cloaking device avoids detection by the G.A.O."
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Budget Sideshow Attractions
"And Adam and Eve saw that they were naked, and they were ashamed."
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"Why is the arts budget always the first thing to be cut, when you know damn well it's the only thing that separates us from the monkeys?"
"Sometimes I wonder if it's right to bring a child into this income."
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James Bond: The Cutback Years
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"We've decided to cut back and have Christmas every other year."
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"It's a brand-new religion based on balancing the budget."
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"You're a fine one to talk about my spending!"
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"Of course, we can do spare and minimalist, but not on your budget."
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Overcrowded Schools: Three Proposals.
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Godzilla vs. The Angry Movie Executives
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"O.K., next we cut home-heating aid."
"I've been selected to pay another electricity bill."
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"I understand Senator Quigley was really counting on that raise."
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"Hi, Mr. Tepper. This is the I.R.S. Say, back in April, when you paid your tax, we had no idea of the sort of bills Uncle Sam would be running up, and-well, the long and the short of it is that we have to soak you again."
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"While we finish our desert, I thought we could all have a chat on matters fiscal."
"If I could afford a plane, I'd hire a plane."
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"Fifty is plenty.". . . "Hundred and fifty."
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"Passengers, please note there are no aisles on this flight."
"So maybe we've had to scrimp here and there. You have to admit that I've always been emotionally generous."
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