Alien looks into an open sewer that is actually a porthole to the universe.
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Skyscraper/Tower of Babel
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"You'll see it when it's done."
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Newton's Cradle Wrecking Balls
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"Hey, baby, what's happenin'? How's about a little kiss, mama? Woof, woof, woof! Ar-oooooooo!"
Men Looking Down a Hole
"I'm tired - let's call it tall enough."
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"Damn the Uris brothers, damn the Tishmans, damn Zeckendorf . . ."
Danger - Hard Hat Area
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"And right in front of where you'll be standing will be your breakfast nook."
Tags:new home, new homes, new build, new builds, new building, estate agent, estate agents, breakfast nook, breakfast nooks, imagining, imagination, first time buyer, first time buyers, house hunting, house hunter, house hunters, potential, see the potential, seeing the potential, building site, building sites, construction site, construction sites, real estate
Humpty Dumpty sits on some scaffolding at a construction site
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"Damn the Uris brothers, damn the Tishmans, damn Zeckendorf...."
"Alrighty, we've got three Tofu Pad Thais, four Green Curry Lunch Specials, side of Veggie Dumplings, and three Summer Rolls with Peanut Dipping Sauce."
Tags:builder, builders, building, building zone, building zones, building site, building sites, veg, veggie, veggies, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegs, vegetarian diet, vegetarian diets, vegetarian option, vegetarian options, lunch break, lunch breaks, lunchbreak, lunchbreaks, lunch-break, lunch-breaks, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotypical
"We just need to cut through all the pesky government red tape."
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"Our dream is to live long enough to see the end of our renovation."
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"Coming Soon! A Playground for the Rich"
"Sure, it will be an eyesore, but after we build a lot of them, it'll fit right in!"