"The first six are for bullets. This one here's for lip balm."
"Fetching faster than a speeding bullet is still fetching."
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"This symposium has gotten completely out of hand!"
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"Have you people got any .38 cartridges?"
"I'm having my wedding ring melted down into a bullet."
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"Those bullet holes are something new, aren't they?"
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"Good morning, everyone!"
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"I dread his sarcasm even more."
"You know, if she weren't part of a well-regulated militia I'd be a little nervous."
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"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."
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"Do you have any organic bullets?"
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"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."
"Well, that's the last time we drop in on your parents."
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"Your Honor, I wish to introduce as Exhibit A this bullet with the victim's name on it."
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"Our current medical plan offers a three-day stay for a bullet in the groin or torso, a two-day stay for a bullet in an extremity, and an overnight for superficial head wounds."
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"Oh, dear, I just set the table for two!"
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"Wow. Great fusillade."
"Come on, baby Come ON!"
"Stop catching the bullets!"
"Only one of them has a bullet, so you may be just seriously wounded."
"Only one of them has a bullet, so you may be just seriously wounded."
"What qualifies you to be a ballistics expert?"
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