Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure
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Man (Mostly) Left Buried In Sand
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Bears Ice Fishing
"First, you're gonna dig a hole."
"Doris and I both know where the bodies are buried. That's what keeps us together."
'Say, this isn't so bad.'
"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."
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A tombstone in a cemetery has cat ears and reads "Meow";a cat buried beside its owner.
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"Hey, Frankie, remember me? Summer of '88—we were twelve and you buried me up to my neck and left me to die."
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Tags:snowman, snowmen, snow people, shovel, shoveling, shovelling, snow, snowing, snowy, blizzard, blizzards, winter, frozen, freeze, freezing, icy, windshield, car, cars, buried, bundled up, chilly, street parking, parking, modern life, prank, pranks, snowblower, snow blowing, snow day, snow days, weather, season, seasons, seasonal
"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats."
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"Please, I need time to decompose myself."
"I have a system."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, office, offices, office life, paper, papers, paperwork, document, documents, file, files, buried, desk, desks, messy, messy office, messy offices, messy desk, messy desks, pile, piles, avalanche, avalanches, search and rescue, sar, rescue, rescues, rescue worker, rescue workers, dog, dogs, canine, canines, working dog, working dogs, working animal, working animals, rescue team, rescue teams, rescuer, rescuers, victim, victims, disorganised, disorganized, unorganised, unorganized, missing, lost, hoard, hoarder, hoarders, hoarding, system, systems, filing system, filing systems, emergency, emergencies
"All the good ones are buried."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, love, marriage, marriages, dating, looking for love, searching for love, searching for mr. right, woman, women, single, single life, alone, forever alone, unmarried, spinster, spinsters, dead, death, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, grave, graves, buried, man, men
"No health or dental, no stock options, and no severance package. We do, however, provide free burial at sea."
Tags:culture clash, literature, literary, culture, cultural, lit major, book, books, book lover, book lovers, bookish, book worm, book worms, pop culture, pop culture reference, moby dick, moby, white whale, whale, whales, whaling, mount, mounted, hunt, hunting, hunter, hunters, trope, tropes, cliche, cliches, captain, capn, cap'n, hook, hooks, peg leg, wooden leg, sailor, sailors, rugged, shark, barracuda, benefit, benefits, medical, dental, insurance, insured, severance, free, freebies, bonus, bonuses, queequeg, burial, burial at sea, buried, dead, death, die, died, viking funeral, viking funerals
"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."
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"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, detective, detectives, police detective, police detectives, investigation, investigations, police investigation, police investigations, crime scene, crime scenes, forensics, playground, playgrounds, park, parks, sandbox, sandboxes, kid, kids, child, children, playing, report, reporting, calling the police, calling the cops, body, bodies, dead body, dead bodies, murder, homicide, corpse, corpses, victim, victims, buried, doing the right thing
"I'm afraid there's really very little I can do."
Tags:death, dead, cemetery, cemeteries, grave, graves, headstone, headstones, gravestone, gravestones, buried, doctor, doctors, stethoscope, stethoscopes, widow, widows, hope, too late, patient, patients, husband, husbands, wife, wives, little i can do, nothing to be done, no cure, no cure for death, medicine, medical, marriage, marriages
"Wrong line, buddy."
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