"What I'll miss most is his indefatigable optimism."
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"Kids burn things-if you don't like it, don't go out."
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"That's one more reason not to like him."
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A man walks on a treadmill on hot coals.
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"They're burning pianos in Hartford!"
"Don't forget to call the Fire Department."
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"If he can't get Yard of the Month, he'd rather just burn it."
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"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."
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"I wish you had come to me with your grievances before burning the company flag."
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"Iron Chef, my ass!"
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"Valerie, I think we should increase our S.P.F."
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A hunka-hunka burnin' love - only $3.99 per hunk.
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Devil warming his feet on the fire
"Rekindling an old romance. And you?"
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"IOU 1 BAGEL."
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Superhero Eye Test
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"The atoms are burned on the outside but still ice-cold in the middle."
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"Be careful of that sun, Stewart. You're starting to look like the front page of the 'Times Book Review.'"
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"Our lives are what we make them, Mr. Fedderson."
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Tags:wasabi, sushi, caricature, caricatures, monster movie, monster movies, monster film, monster films, heat, spicy, spicy food, spicy foods, lon chaney, phantom of the opera, burn, burns, burning, japanese food, japanese restaurant, japanese restaurants, surprise, surprises, surprised, mustard, hot mustard
"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."
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"That's three counts of attempted burger."
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Joanie of Arc
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"Old people in Hell"