"How do you stay so calm about the stock market?"
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"Markets reacted to the news by edging aside kind of awkwardly and then pretending to take a phone call."
"Well, I'm sure that Alan Greenspan's mother is very proud."
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"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"
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"Closing averages on the human scene were mixed today. Brotherly love was down two points, while enlightened self-interest gained a half. Vanity showed no movement, and guarded optimism slipped a point in sluggish trading. Over all, the status quo remained unchanged."
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"Soybean futures edged higher today."
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"The combined total of major-league batting averages was down three and a half points today. Outs outnumbered hits four to one, on a total of fourteen hundred at-bats."
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"And now, if you don't want to know today's Dow Jones closing, look away from your set until the music stops."
"The market hit new highs today, while the contrition index remained at zero."
"On Wall Street today, news of lower interest rates sent the stock market up, but then the expectation that these rates would be inflationary sent the market down, until the realization that lower rates might stimulate the sluggish economy pushed the mark
"The market might have been up today but many investors were wrapped in plastic and duct tape."
"The Fed take any recovery fighting measures while we were out?"
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