"A tattoo? You're kidding. It sure looks like a suit."
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business man, business men, business people, business person, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, business suit, business suits, suit, suits, fashions, business clothes, business clothing, business attire, modern life, office worker, office workers, tattoo, tattoos, getting a tattoo, getting tattoos, getting tattooed, tattooed, convenient, convenience, hidden tattoo, hidden tattoos, illusion, illusions, mens fashion, men's fashion"I'm really glad I don't work on this floor."
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office, offices, office workers, office workers, skyscraper, skyscrapers, high rise, high rises, office blocks, office block, business men, business man, business woman, business women, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businesswoman, businesswomen, businessperson, business people, lift, lifts, elevator, elevators, colosseum, colosseums, coliseum, coliseum, gladiator, gladiators, rome, romans, ancient rome, ancient romans, flavian amphitheatre, amphitheatres, snob, snobbery, floor, floors, fight, fighting, combat, armed combat, prisoners, prisoner, caveman, cavemen, city, city worker, city workers, class, class snob, class snobbery, job snob, job snobbery, crowd, crowds"That's a good look for you, J.B."
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business men, business man, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, suit, suits, dress code, dress codes, business suit, business suits, fashions, trend, trends, following trends, mens fashion, mens fashions, men's fashion, men's fashions, copy, copying, copycats, copycat, identical, mirror image, dress styles, dress style, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes"Pawn to King Four."
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chess, chess game, chess games, chess player, chess players, pawn, pawns, work, going to work, rat race, treadmill, monotony, monotonous, low ranking, lowly rank, subordinate, subordination, game of life, the game of life, controlled, controlling, husband and wife, co habit, co habitation, cohabit, cohabitation, co-habit, co-habitation, couple, couples, business man, business men, business people, business person, businessman, businessmen, businesspeople, businessperson, marriagesFollowing the Cash Crop
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business man, business men, businessman, business men, business person, business people, businessperson, investor, investors, investing, banker, bankers, takeover, take overs, buyout, buyout, cash crop, commerce, commercial value, capitalism, profit crop, profit crops, labourer, labourers, farming, harvest, harvests"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."
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west, western, wild west, wildwest, hillbilly, hillbillies, shack, shacks, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, farming, ranch, ranches, cattle ranches, cattle ranch, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, poultry, chicken farming, agriculture, agribusiness, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, son, sons, child, children, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, businesspeople, business executive, chicken farmers, business man, business men, business people, business person, executive, ceo, depression, economic depression, financial crash, crash, crashes, financial crashes, crisis, economic crisis, financial crisis, city, cities, city worker, big city, the big city, debt, in debt, city workers, hot shot, hot shots, farm house, farm house, traders, trading, trader, stock market, stock market traderTransformed in a Business Woman
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business woman, business women, businesswoman, business women, business person, business people, businessperson, cinderella, fairy godmother, fairy godmothers, fairy story, fairy stories, fairy tale, fairy tales, transformed, transformed, gender issues, gender inequality, gender equality, misogyny, modern values, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, feminism, you shall go to the ball, fairy, fairies, equality, magic, magic spell, magic spells, business suit, business suits, business dress, business clothing, business clothesFamily applauding father
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clap, clapping, claps, clapped, praise, praising, praised, business, businessman, fantasy, unrealistic, sarcastic, sarcasm, family, families, children, parents, earning, earner, breadwinner, breadwinners, male fantasy, business people, well done, applaud, applauding, applauds, parent, father, fathers, dad, dads"And then on Friday at two you're scheduled to be put to death by lethal injection."
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secretary, secretaries, pa, pas, personal assistant, personal assistants, administrator, administrators, schedule, schedules, agenda, agendas, death penalty, the death penalty, lethal injection, lethal injections, capital punishment, death row, on death row, death row inmate, prisoner, prisoners, criminal, criminals, inmate, inmates, full schedule, full schedules, death sentence, the death sentence, execution, executions, business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businessperson"If the plunger doesn't clear up the condition, bring in your drains and we'll have a look at them."
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plumber, plumbers, plumbing, advice, giving advice, unprofessional, professionalism, lazy, laziness, layabout, layabouts, business man, business men, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, business people, self help, self-help, bad advice, impracticality, modern life, con man, con men, con, cons, unhelpful, unhelpfulness"This brand has a clean balance sheet, a lively marketing plan with tasteful notes of originality, and a strong fiscal-year finish."
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wine, wines, businesses, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, business people, business man, business men, business person, drink, drinks, drinking, appeal, appealing, sommelier, sommeliers, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, bottle of wine, sell, selling, taste, tastes, tasting, describe, description, restaurant, restaurants, corporation, corporations, corporate culture, self absorbed, self-absorbed"Do you have any idea what pilfered office supplies cost American businesses in any given year?"
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superhero, superheroes, super hero, super heroes, super power, super powers, hero, heroes, office supplies, office worker, office workers, offices, theft, petty theft, thief, thieves, office theft, businesses, business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businessperson"In this company, Simmons, we hold our hands steady in the middle and shake our bodies."
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hand shake, hand shakes, office worker, office workers, greeting, greetings, business man, business men, business people, business person, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, corporation, corporations, big corporations, offices, office building, office building, cultural difference, cultural differences, tradition, traditions, handshake, handshakes, the handshake"Look, I'm dying. Gotta go."
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black humour, dark humour, deathbed, on your deathbed, busy, business, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, workaholic, workaholics, workaholism, phonecall, phonecalls, end of life, dying, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities"I just can't seem to get into the spirit of the thing."
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business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, businesspeople, holiday, holidays, holidaymakers, vaction, vacations, vacationers, resort, resorts, straight-laced, straight laced, holiday resort, holiday resorts, monotony, monotonous, pools, poll, swimming pool, swimming pools, in the spirit of it, boring, bored, boredom, killjoy, kill joy, trite, uninteresting, conservative"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."
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farm, farms, farming, farmer, farmers, agribusiness, retirement, retireing, sheep farming, sheep farmer, sheep farmers, commercialism, commercialist, commercialise, commercialisze, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, business person, business people, business manager, business executive, take over, take-over, business take over, business take-over, unnecessary, unnecessary measures, sheep, herd of sheep, modern life, modern attitudes"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order."
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deadline, deadlines, paperwork, due date, due dates, procrastinate, procrastination, procrastinating, lazy, laziness, chronological order, shirk, shirking, irresponsible, irresponsibility, business woman, business women, businesswoman, businesswomen, businessperson, businessperson, business people, modern life, modern attitudes, fail, failed, failingToothbrush Pens
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teeth, toothbrush, toothbrushes, brushing teeth, teeth brushing, tooth brushing, businessmen, businessman, businessperson, business people, business men, business man, business person, offices, business executive, business executives, meeting, meetings, pen, pens, dental hygiene, oral hygiene, morning meeting, morning meetings, toothbrush holder, toothbrush holders, clean teeth, cleaning teeth, shiny teeth, million dollar smile, million dollar smiles, big smile, big smiles, shiny teeth, white teeth"Lunch Thursday at one? Looks good to me."
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lunch date, lunch dates, fortune teller, fortune tellers, crystal ball, crystal balls, the future, looking into the future, planning ahead, seer, seers, fortune telling, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortune-telling, personal calendar, personal calendars, organisation, organisation, business calendar, business calendars, business woman, business women, businesswoman, businesswomen, business man, business men, businessman, business men, business person, business people, businessperson"I'm telling you, Harper, we're in the wrong business."
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fastfood, fast food, fastfood worker, fastfood workers, unskilled labour, unskilled labourer, unskilled labourers, fastfood outlet, fastfood outlets, suit, suits, business men, business man, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, business person, fastfood restaurant, fastfood restaurants, in the wrong business, job satisfaction, unsuited, unsuitable, employee satisfaction, stuck up, pretentious, pretentiousness, conceit, conceited"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."
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sinking business, failing business, failed business, crash, crashes, economic crash, economic crashes, recession, recessions, in recession, double dip recession, stocks, stocks and shares, stock market crash, stock market crashes, economics, life jacket, life jackets, life-jacket, life-jackets, lifejacket, lifejackets, sink ship, sinking ships, boardroom, boardrooms, profit, plummeting profit, meeting, meetings, business meeting, business meetings, board meeting, board meetings, business man, business men, business person, business people, businessmen, businessman, businessperson"Let's have a heart-to-heart talk—one huge, powerful grownup to one tiny, nothing kid."
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heart to heart, having a heart to heart, heart-to-heart, son, sons, kid, kids, child, childhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, dad, dads, toddler, toddler, belittle, belittled, belittling, condescend, condescending, disparage, disparaging, power, powerful, powerful man, powerful men, grownup, grownups, grown-up, grown-ups, rude, unpleasant, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting, business man, business mean, business people, business person, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, business executive, business executivesMy Holdings So Far
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properties, real estate, holdings, property holdings, business holdings, business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, business people, business executive, business executive, owner, ownership, owners, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, stationary, office stationary, office stuff, office paraphernalia, desk, desks, office desk, office desks, deluded, delusional, holding company, holding companies, stationery nerd"I think this one's in the bag."
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fish, fishes, fishing, bait, hook and bait, in the bag, business men, business man, business people, business person, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, business meeting, business meetings, sales pitch, sales pitches, hungry, eye candy, eye-candy, baiting, baited, bait and hook, business strategy, business strategies, sales technique, sales techniques, business technique, business techniques, business model, business models, business prospect, business prospects, stunned, attracted, hooked, success, successful, word play, business executive, business executives"I remember when they used to give you stationary cubicles!"
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offices, office workers, office worker, office cubicle, office cubicles, cubicle, cubicle, corporate office, corporate offices, business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, business people, stationary, inconvenient, inconvenience, impractical, impracticality, ridiculous, budget cuts, budget cut, employee neglect, inconsiderate, financial difficulty, financial difficulties