Business People Cartoons

"A tattoo? You're kidding. It sure looks like a suit."

"I'm really glad I don't work on this floor."

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

"Pawn to King Four."

Following the Cash Crop

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Transformed in a Business Woman

Family applauding father

"And then on Friday at two you're scheduled to be put to death by lethal injection."

"If the plunger doesn't clear up the condition, bring in your drains and we'll have a look at them."

"This brand has a clean balance sheet, a lively marketing plan with tasteful notes of originality, and a strong fiscal-year finish."

"Do you have any idea what pilfered office supplies cost American businesses in any given year?"

"In this company, Simmons, we hold our hands steady in the middle and shake our bodies."

"Look, I'm dying. Gotta go."

"I just can't seem to get into the spirit of the thing."

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

Toothbrush Pens

"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order."

"Lunch Thursday at one? Looks good to me."

"I'm telling you, Harper, we're in the wrong business."

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

"Let's have a heart-to-heart talk—one huge, powerful grownup to one tiny, nothing kid."

My Holdings So Far

"I think this one's in the bag."

"I remember when they used to give you stationary cubicles!"