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"Honey, would you come out here for a minute?"
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"I think this one's in the bag."
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"Business is terrible."
"How about moving in a little closer?"
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"You say it's a win-win, but what if you're wrong-wrong and it all goes bad-bad?"
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"This isn't a priority - put our worst people on it."
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"One word, gentlemen: China."
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"This is where the money will be spent. Oh, sorry. That's a picture of a black hole."
"It was right here where we put the entire department of steroids."
"Okay! That's enough thinking outside the box."
"The nationwide recall and the class action lawsuits have established brand recognition for us."
"Granted, a deliberate derangement of the senses worked for Rimbaud—but would it work for us?"
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"First we get a bunch of cows."
"For economy of scale I'm thinking we should drive two cows to dodge city.''
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"What can I tell you? I came home and there they were."
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'It's agreed - we'll hire cheerleaders.'
"They're here. Until I give the high sign we're Pussycats."
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"Just how do you propose to pay for this giveaway?"
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"You've got to admit their outright elimination of the hamburger was a stroke of sheer financial genius!"
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"It wasn't easy in New York, but here I've got them where I want them!"
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"In this economic downturn we're asking for volunteers to drink more than they normally would."
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"Sure, hunting and gathering's a nice start, but what about processing, sales, and distribution?"
"My new marketing strategy is to sell stuff to you two."
"Damn it, gentlemen, these are medieval times. They demand medieval ideas."
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