"Only time will tell whether this merger makes sense or not."
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"If only I'd thought to take my damn phone with me, I could be getting some work done."
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"You're sexy when you're wrong."
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"We've decided to build a little cubicle around you and your desk, Harris."
"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."
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MAIL CALL AT THOMPSON, HALVERSON, SPIELMAN & OSGOOD
"I've made my fortune, and now it's time for me to run for office and consolidate it."
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"Does anything need my imprimatur?"
"Hey, the Constitution isn't engraved in stone."
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"Oh, just the usual here, occupying Wall Street."
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"We find shopping at the farmers' market to be more self-congratulatory."
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"You've been warned, Hoskins."
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"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the ﬁfties Elvis."
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"The starred items are hot and spicy."
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"You see, Thomas, there's a bully at Daddy's office."
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"First, we'll look for repressed memories of malpractice suits."
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"I need it yesterday."
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"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."
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"We're ready to begin the next phase of keeping things exactly the way they are."
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"Now you're going to be procrastinating with the big boys."
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"O.K., Chief, see if she starts now."
"There's a Mr. Egg McMuffin here who says we've been using his name without permission."
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"Even though you gave the CEO a kidney, this is a lot of sick days."
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"Hey, relax, Ron - the big cutback I'm talking about implementing around here is my chocolate."
"Wilkins, this is Cosgrove. All our offices are now double occupancy."