Businessperson Cartoons

"A tattoo? You're kidding. It sure looks like a suit."

"We're talking business ethics not ethics."

"I'm really glad I don't work on this floor."

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

"Artists are difficult, and leveraged-buyout artists are no exception."

"Pawn to King Four."

Following the Cash Crop

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Transformed in a Business Woman

"I'm taking him out to do his business."

"And then on Friday at two you're scheduled to be put to death by lethal injection."

"If the plunger doesn't clear up the condition, bring in your drains and we'll have a look at them."

"This brand has a clean balance sheet, a lively marketing plan with tasteful notes of originality, and a strong fiscal-year finish."

"Do you have any idea what pilfered office supplies cost American businesses in any given year?"

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

"Washington, New York; New York, Boston; Boston, Washington. How was your day?"

"In this company, Simmons, we hold our hands steady in the middle and shake our bodies."

"Look, I'm dying. Gotta go."

"I just can't seem to get into the spirit of the thing."

"Let me through! I'm a businessperson!"

"You have to admit that your chip looks a lot like their chip."

"Beverly, brief me on my eleven-fifteen duel."

"For heaven's sake! You're retired. Give it up!"

"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order."

My new underwear!