Buyers Cartoons

Buyer's Remorse

"It's one of those pieces you pay $142.4 million for at auction and then never look at again."

"Who do we talk to about buying your planet?"

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

"And it's close to the subway."

"And for an extra fourteen hundred dollars I'll stop touching your arm."

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

"A million five is the sticker price, so to speak."

"That's it, Henry—you've dialed your last mattress!"

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

For some reason, we're not appealing enough to those awful little bastards everyone hates."

"And you thought I couldn't find Hudson River views in your price range."

"Those are the Petersons - they're waiting for our price to go down."

"We raised ninety-seven happy children in it and could let you have it for six hundred thousand."

"Oh, good, they're in."

"I'm in a purchasing mood, but I don't know if I feel like goods or services."