Buyer's Remorse
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returns, return, returning, refund, refunds, refunding, refunded, shopper, shoppers, shopping, consumerism, consumer, consumers, consumerist, consumerists, remorse, remorseful, regret, regretting, regretful, mall, malls, shopping mall, shopping malls, shopping center, shopping centers, shopping centre, shopping centres, customer, customers, return service, return service, buyer, buyers, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes"It's one of those pieces you pay $142.4 million for at auction and then never look at again."
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art, artist, artists, artwork, artworks, painting, paintings, painter, painters, auction, auctions, auction house, auction houses, art collector, art collectors, art appraiser, art appraisers, rich, wealth, wealthy, money, expensive, expensive taste, expensive tastes, pay, price, prices, pricey, millions, millionaire, millionaires, piece, pieces, sale, buyer, buyers, criticising, criticizing, critical, critic, critics, investment, investor, investors, investing"Who do we talk to about buying your planet?"
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alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, science fiction, sci-fi, spaceship, spaceships, flying saucer, fly saucers, ufo, ufos, u.f.o., u.f.o.s, unidentified flying object, unidentified flying objects, real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property, properties, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, business, businessmen, businessman, planet, planets, earth, planet earth, buying, buyer, buyersTurning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'
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hype, hyping, excited, excite, excitement, process, processing, change, changing, tech, technology, techs, technologies, technological, machine, machinery, public relations, public, public relation, pr, p r, internet, audience, audiences, buyer, buyers, demand, demands, productive, productivity, buyer desire, business, businesses, advert, ad, ads, advertising, commercial, commercials, marketing, market, brand, branding, branded"And it's close to the subway."
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real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agencies, real estate agency, property, properties, property agent, property agents, property agencies, property agency, rent, let, agent, agents, agency, agencies, company, companies, buy, sell, buyer, buyers, tenant, tenants, potential, viewing, viewings, showing, showings, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, close to, subway, underground, metro, tube, new york, ny, city, cities, city life, urban, urban life, walking distance, platform, platforms, train, trains, station, stations, commute, commuting, commuter, commuters, direct access, close, near"And for an extra fourteen hundred dollars I'll stop touching your arm."
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car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, car lot, car lots, dealership, dealerships, care salesman, car salesmen, used car salesmen, used car salesman, used car, used cars, touch, touching, physical contact, space bubble, space invasion, invade, invasion, invasive, personal space, creepy, touchy, touchy-feely, extra, price, prices, negotiate, negotiating, deal, deals, sale, sales, sell, buy, buyer, buyers, customer, customers, money"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."
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new york, new york city, ny, nyc, borough, boroughs, manhattan, brooklyn, queens, the bronx, staten island, real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property, properties, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, buyer, buyers, house, houses, home, homes, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, neighbourhood, neighborhoods, broker, brokers, househunting, house hunting"A million five is the sticker price, so to speak."
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art, artwork, artworks, artist, artists, painting, paintings, painter, painters, art appraiser, art appraisers, art collector, art collectors, price, prices, cost, costs, expensive, million, millions, money, buyer, buyers, rich, wealthy, affluent, well-off, the one percent, the 1%, salesman, salesmen, sticker price, sticker prices, retail, priceless, value, worth"That's it, Henry—you've dialed your last mattress!"
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mattress delivery, mattress deliveries, late night ad, late night ads, ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, advert, adverts, buy, buys, buyer, buyers, consumer, consumers, consuming, consumer society, consumer societies, consumerism, compulsive, compulsiveness, order, orders, phone order, phone orders, commerce"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."
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engineer, engineering, german engineering, auto, autos, automobile, car, cars, motor, motors, sports car, muscle car, sales, salesman, salesmen, showroom, car salesman, advanced engineering, mechanic, mechanical engineering, mechanics, car maintenance, hard sell, hardsell, hard-sell, couple, couples, buy, buyer, buyers, customer, customers, customer service, spin, rhetoric, persuade, persuasive, persuading, persuades, dupe, duped, crook, model, car model"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."
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vanity, vain, conspicuous consumption, dream car, dream cars, car, cars, car salesman, car salesmen, used car, used cars, used car salesman, used car salesmen, buyer, buyers, buying, salesperson, salespeople, unnecessary purchase, unnecessary purchases, purchase, purchases, chauffeur, chauffeurs, dealership, dealerships, sales pitch, sales pitches, extra, extras, addition, additions, surcharge, surchargesFor some reason, we're not appealing enough to those awful little bastards everyone hates."
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desk, desks, management, upper management, big boss, boss, bosses, manager, managers, exec, execs, executive, executives, board, boardroom, chief exec, chief executive, chief executives, board member, class, working class, class issues, class divide, class struggle, class struggles, political issue, political issues, popularity, popular, populism, populist, market research, marketing, marketting, analysis, analyst, analysts, audience, buyer, buyers, market"And you thought I couldn't find Hudson River views in your price range."
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price range, price ranges, river, rivers, hudson river, river view, river views, new york, real estate, home, homes, home buyer, home buyers, priority, priorities, view, views, polluted, pollution, room with a view, rooms with a view, view, views, low price, low prices, real estate agent, real estate agents, buyer, buyers, house, houses, buy a house, buying a house, compromise, compromises, compromising, priority, priorities, technicality, technicalities, underwater"Those are the Petersons - they're waiting for our price to go down."
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real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, buying a home, selling a home, home ownership, price, prices, value, values, property market, real estate market, waiting, decrease, introductions, awkward, buyer, buyers, seller, sellers, home, homes, house, houses"We raised ninety-seven happy children in it and could let you have it for six hundred thousand."
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real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property, properties, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, home, homes, house, houses, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, nest, nests, seller, sellers, selling a home, selling a house, sentimental value, selling, homeowner, homeowners, buying a house, buyer, buyers, negotiations, negotiating, price, prices, value"Oh, good, they're in."
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real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property, properties, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, for sale, sign, sign, signage, home, homes, house, houses, buying a home, buying a house, selling a house, selling a home, flood, flooding, flooded, buyer, buyers, seller, sellers, showing, showings, open house, open houses, viewing, viewings, boat, boats, rowboat, rowboats, rowing, bad luck, bad weather, natural disaster, natural disasters"I'm in a purchasing mood, but I don't know if I feel like goods or services."
"And the kitchen is ideal for people who like to eat out."
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estate agent, estate agents, realtor, realtors, real estate broker, real estate brokers, real estate agent, real estate agents, house showing, house showings, buyer, buyers, kitchen, kitchens, small kitchen, small kitchens, tiny kitchen, tiny kitchens, jargon, spin, eat out, eating out, positive spin