Buyers Cartoons

Buyers Cartoons

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Buyers cartoon

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

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"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

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"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

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"And it's close to the subway."

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"A million five is the sticker price, so to speak."

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"Oh, good, they're in."

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For some reason, we're not appealing enough to those awful little bastards everyone hates."

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"Those are the Petersons - they're waiting for our price to go down."

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"Who do we talk to about buying your planet?"

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"And for an extra fourteen hundred dollars I'll stop touching your arm."

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Buyer's Remorse

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"And you thought I couldn't find Hudson River views in your price range."

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"We raised ninety-seven happy children in it and could let you have it for six hundred thousand."

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"I'm in a purchasing mood, but I don't know if I feel like goods or services."

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"That's it, Henry—you've dialed your last mattress!"

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"It's one of those pieces you pay $142.4 million for at auction and then never look at again."

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"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

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