"It can also run on recycled cooking oil, but you have to be careful, as it has a severe peanut allergy."
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"You're not going to find anything in your price range that isn't full of bees."
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"It's not so much a minivan as it is a hearse for our youth."
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"Sure you'll be cramped, but you'll be cramped in luxury."
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"And, as you drive, it will also use all the negative energy from your arguments."
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"What about financing?"
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"While your salesman checks with the manager, could I interest you in a dental exam?"
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"It runs on hybrids."
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"It's very nice, Sir... But is it consistent with the voice of our brand?"
"Sorry, I'm holding this space till I can find a bank to give me a car loan."