"Our integrated approach to medicine skillfully combines an array of holistic alternative treatments with a sophisticated computerized billing service."
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"Notice how the rug really ties the crime scene together."
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"O.K. Will somebody please bring me up to date?"
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"I like it. It's dumb without trying to be clever."
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"If it made sense, that would be a very powerful idea."
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"It's pre- some wars."
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"That, my friends, is a hot potato."
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This Week-New And Improved
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"First of all, stop calling them 'wishes'. That's loser talk. We call them 'goals'."
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"Am I a team player? Are you kidding? I was in a cult."
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"We can't say 'new and improved' until we come up with a product."
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"And, of course, I want to thank all the little people!"
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"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"
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"Last week, I think I had a near-life experience."
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"We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. Now, I suggest we stick with our agreed-upon agenda."
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"We're a cable giant, you're a cable giant."
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"Our new insourcing policy means you'll be doing all the work."
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"She's a fully self-actualized cat."
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"We sent you on a fact-finding mission and all you found were two facts?"
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"O.K., so you had to break a few eggs to make an omelette, but now some of those eggs are suing."
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"As you can see, it has excellent windowage."
"You're supposed to push your envelope from the inside, Conners!"
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A Double-Dip Recession with Sprinkles
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"Don't disturb Daddy. He's busy visualizing unparalleled success in the business world and, by extension, a better life for us all."