"When the chairman died just before the shareholder's meeting I thought we had problems, but with the help of FEDEX and a Montana taxidermist things turned out fine.''
"And though in 1969, as in previous years, your company had to content with spiralling labor costs, exorbitant interest rates, and unconscionable government interference, management was able once more, through a combination of deceptive marketing practices, false advertising, and price fixing, to show a profit which, in all modesty, can only be called excessive."