C.e.o.s Cartoons

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CC37517
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modest, modesty, false modesty, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, bigwig, bigwigs, big wig, big wigs, boss, bosses, big boss, big bosses, hierarchy, corporate hierarchy, corporate hierarchies, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, corporate culture, board meeting, board meetings, dictator, dictators, dictatorship, dictatorships, democracy, democracies, figure of speech

"My position here is largely symbolic."

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
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CC124807
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3000x2408 pixels (unwatermarked)
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symbol, symbols, symbolic, king, kings, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, ceo, ceos, c.e.o.s, head honcho, head honchos, leader, leaders, leading, leadership, head of state, heads of state, democracy, democracies, democratic

"You fed me tuna and cleaned my litter box, Harris, and I'm not going to forget it."

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC24097
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tuna, tunafish, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, chief executive, chief executives, promotion, promotions, promoted, colleague, colleagues, new boss, new bosses, favor, favors, reward, rewards, rewarding, favour, favours, hierarchy, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, cat person, cat people, cat, cats, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foods, manager, managers, management, newly promoted, litter box, litter boxes, corporation, corporations

"Mr. Dyer says he has no interest in speaking to anyone who would remain on hold for so long,"

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC39979
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1889x1561 pixels (unwatermarked)
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needy, neediness, perception, perceptions, perceive, perceives, perceiving, hold, on hold, wait, waits, waiting, boss, bosses, executive, executives, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, respect, lack of respect, disrespect, disrespects, pleb, plebs, plebeian, plebeians, commoner, commoners, snob, snobs, snobby, snot, snots, snotty

"I've finally learned not to measure my worth by how many employees I have."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC129585
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self-esteem, self-esteem issue, self-esteem issues, employee, employees, ceo, ceos, executive, executives, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, chief executive, chief executives, upper management, upper manager, upper managers, self-worth, materialist, materialists, materialism, net worth, fired, firing, firings, layoff, layoffs, laid off, lay-off, lay-offs, bad news, breaking bad news, break bad news, bearer of bad news, mass layoffs, wealthy, rich, riches, rich person, rich people

"We've travelled the world looking for our next C.E.O., as was foretold in our corporate legends. We think your little Tim might be that C.E.O."

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
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CC40135
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buddhism, buddhist, buddhists, dalai lama, lama, lamas, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, corporation, corporations, nepotism, nepotistic, prophecy, prophecies, foretell, foretells, foretold, search, searches, searching, new generation, new generations, executive, executives, megacorporation, megacorporations, worldwide search, worldwide searches

"I used to do it all myself, but now I have my lawyers handle it."

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC41398
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2200x1680 pixels (unwatermarked)
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lightning bolt, lightning bolts, zeus, jupiter, god, gods, outsource, outsources, outsourcing, outsourced, lawyer, lawyers, greek god, greek gods, roman god, roman gods, mythology, myth, lightning, self-made, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, out of touch

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC38492
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executives, businessmen, memory, telephones, remind, forget, problems, business, correspondence, obstacles, incompetents, memory trouble, memory troubles, forget, forgets, forgetting, forgetful, forgetfulness, reminder, reminders, callous, callousness, careless, carelessness, uncaring, ceo, ceos, rich person, rich people, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, call back, calls back, calling back, return a call, returning a call, manager, managers, office manager, office managers, mankoff

"Look, I'm for an orderly transfer of power, but all those who want me to resign immediately raise their shoe."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC134384
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transfer of power, shoes, raise, meetings, businessmen, executives, bosses, resign, resigns, resignation, resignations, peaceful, rigged system, rigged system, rig the vote, rigs the vote, rigging the vote, board meeting, board meetings, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, ceo, ceos, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, fall on your sword, falling on your sword, mankoff

Erwin P. Litterton - The Man In The Iron Mask

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC36009
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businessmen, executives, work, expression, man in the iron mask, dumas, alexandre dumas, blank face, blank faced, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, unreadable, unreadable expression, unreadable expressions, litterton, mankoff

"Will he know what this is about?"

Artist:
Walsh, Liam
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CC142066
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david and goliath, david, goliath, sling, slings, torah, bible story, bible stories, executive, executives, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, appointment, appointments, private meeting, private meetings, rock, rocks, slay, slays, slaying, slew, little guy, little guys, stand up, stands up, standing up, secretary, secretaries, message, messages

"Maybe I'm too big to fail, but I'm not too big to have my feelings hurt."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
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CC138256
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too big to fail, tbtf, bank, banks, banking, banker, bankers, big bank, big banks, multinational, multinationals, corporation, corporations, corporate personhood, executive, executives, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, chief executive, chief executives, sensitive, sensitivity, oversensitive, oversensitivity, hurt feelings, feelings, insensitive, hypersensitive, elite, wealthy elite

Mother Krupkie's Pies and Cakes

Artist:
Miller, Warren
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CC37869
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c.e.o., c.e.o.s, misogyny, misogynist, glass ceiling, glass ceilings, businessman, businessmen, mother's little helper, helper, help, helps, helping, mislead, misleads, misleading, pie, pies, cake, cakes, dessert, desserts, pudding, puddings, corporation, corporations, corporate, corporate culture, executive, executives

An executive walks the plank during a boardroom meeting.

Artist:
Karasik, Paul
Search ID:
CC124833
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ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, walk the plank, walks the plank, walking the plank, executive, executives, boardroom, boardrooms, boardroom meeting, boardroom meetings, meeting, meetings, meeting table, meeting tables, pirate, pirates, 800 pound gorilla, 800 lb gorilla, fall on your sword, falling on your sword, sacrifice, sacrifices, blame, blames, blaming, scapegoat, scapegoats, scapegoating, business meeting, business meetings, shark-infested waters

"I don't know how long we can keep telling people you're away from your desk."

Artist:
Twohy, Mike
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CC28128
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jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, penitentiary, penitentiaries, correctional facility, correctional facilities, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, crime, punishment, punishments, visitation, visitor, visitors, business, businessman, businessmen, businesswoman, businesswomen, executive, executives, manager, managers, desk, away from the desk, away from the office, away, absent, hiding the truth, lying, fraud, corruption, embezzlement, scandal, scandals, white-collar crime, white-collar criminal, white-collar criminals, ceo, chief executive officer, c.e.o., ceos, c.e.o.s, chief executive officers

CEO attending a business meeting from prison

Artist:
Twohy, Mike
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CC124875
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business, businessman, businessmen, manager, managers, management, executive, executives, business meeting, business meetings, meeting, meetings, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, chief executive officer, chief executive officers, company, companies, corporate, corporation, corporations, fraud, corrupt, corruption, unethical, unethical business practices, scandal, scandals, greed, corporate greed, deception, crime, white-collar crime, prison, prisons, jail, jails, prisoner, prisoners, convict, convicts, inmate, inmates, screen, screens, modern life, office life

"You don't need to understand—just go get a goddam bicycle pump."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC124931
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businessman, businessmen, employee, employees, manager, managers, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, chief executive officer, chief executive officers, executive, executives, boss, bosses, deflating, deflate, deflated, deflation, air, air pump, air pumps, bicycle pump, bicycle pumps, tire pump, tire pumps, pump, pumps, inflate, inflation, air, lack of air, balloon, balloons, understand, confused, confusion, office life

"I'm afraid we have no Grand Panjandrum as such. What we have is a Mr. Kemnitzer."

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
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CC37889
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ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, fixer, fixers, fix it, fixing it, receptionist, receptionists, secretary, secretaries, disparage, disparages, disparaging, disrespect, disrespects, disrespectful, disrespecting, phone call, phone calls, title, titles, job title, job titles, grandiose, grandiosity

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

Artist:
Farris, Joseph
Search ID:
CC38025
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3231x3909 pixels (unwatermarked)
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business, small business, small businesses, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, entrepreneurship, startup, startups, start-up, start-ups, founder, founders, executive, executives, exec, execs, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, chief executive officer, chief executive officers, lemonade, lemonade stand, lemonade stands, selling, sales, drink, drinks, first job, first jobs, starting early, starting small, kid, kids, child, children, modern life

"Don't try to tell me you never so much as guessed that I might be running this corporation!"

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
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PB400557
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corporation, corporations, satan, satanic, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, corporate control, evil, evilness, lucifer, prince of darkness, uncaring, bad guy, bad guys, megacorporation, megacorporations, mega-corporation, mega-corporations, megacorps, conglomerate, conglomerates

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC32357
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business, businesses, company, companies, corporation, corporations, corporate, businessman, businessmen, businesswoman, businesswomen, meeting, meetings, boardroom, boardrooms, board meeting, board meetings, chairman, chairmen, executive, executives, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, chief executive officer, chief executive officers, boss, bosses, manager, managers, board member, board members, office, offices, office life, graph, graphs, chart, charts, decline, declining, sinking, sink, profits, profit, sinking ship, sinking ships, musician, musicians, music, musical instrument, musical instruments, musical accompaniment, band, bands, bankruptcy, insolvency, appropriate, cliche, cliches

A school of fish following one fish who is labeled "CEO".

Artist:
Farris, Joseph
Search ID:
CC35262
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business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, ceo, c.e.o., ceos, c.e.o.s, chief executive officer, chief executive officers, following, leader, leaders, following the leader, animal, animals, fish, school of fish

"I called for you creative people because I feel it's time to begin my autobiography."

Artist:
Hamilton, William
Search ID:
CC82632
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business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, chief executive officer, chief executive officers, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, creative, creatives, creative people, autobiography, autobiographies, autobiographer, autobiographers, ghost writer, ghost writers, writer, writers, author, authors, book, books, literature, self-important, arrogant, arrogance, self-esteem, self-confidence, confidence, famous, notable, beginning, starting

"The open-door policy is only for leaving."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC133913
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businessman, businessmen, business, office, office, office life, manager, managers, boss, bosses, executive, executive, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, chief executive officer, chief executive officers, president, presidents, secretary, secretaries, receptionist, receptionists, company, companies, corporation, corporations, corporate, employee, employees, worker, worker, open-door policy, open-door policies, leaving, openness, transparency, communication, problem, problems, questionable, unavailable