"O.K., O.K., let's take the F.D.R."
Tags:monster, monsters, monster movie, monster movies, kaiju, traffic, traffic jam, traffic jams, taxi, taxis, cab, cabs, cabbie, cabby, cabbies, cab fare, peak traffic, peak time, rush hour, detour, detours, save time, saves time, save money, saves money, diversion, diversions, divert, diverts, new york, new yorker, new yorkers, f.d.r. bridge, fdr bridge, toll, tolls, toll road, toll roads, toll bridge, toll bridges, save time, saves time, saving time, directions, taxicab driver, taxicab drivers, nyc, freeway, freeways
A doorman hails a taxing for a starving man in the desert.
Tags:desert, deserts, starve, starves, starving, starvation, doorman, doormen, door man, door men, mirage, mirages, servant, servants, entitled, entitlement, entitlements, crawl, crawls, crawling, desert road, desert roads, hail a cab, hails a cab, hailing a cab, cab, cabs, cabby, cabbies, taxi, taxis, taxicab, taxicabs
The Last of the Passenger Pigeons
Tags:passenger, passengers, passenger pigeon, passenger pigeons, cheat, cheats, cheater, cheaters, taxi, taxis, cabby, cabbies, cab fare, cab fares, bad directions, extinct, extinction, extinctions, sucker, suckers, gullible, gullibility, carrier pigeon, carrier pigeons, new york, new york city, fare, fares, high fare, high fares, swindle, swindles, swindling
Off-Duty Cab Co.
"In my country I was a taxi dispatcher."
Tags:immigrant, immigrants, cabbie, cabbies, cabby, cabdriver, cabdrivers, cab-driver, cab-drivers, immigrant story, immigration story, immigration stories, story, stories, storyteller, storytellers, storytelling, dispatch, dispatcher, dispatchers, social status, social statuses, new york cab, new york cabs
The Annual Running of the Cabs
Tags:cab, cabs, cabby, cabbies, bad driver, bad drivers, running of the bulls, pamplona, spain, spanish, taxi, taxis, taxi driver, taxi drivers, modern life, modern times, unsafe, safety, run away, runs away, running away, risk life, risking lives, run, runs, running, runner, runners, flee, flees, fleeing, tradition, traditions
"How much if I pedal?"
"How can you drive a cab in this city and not know where the corner of Reade and Elk is!"
Tags:taxi, taxicab, taxis, cab, cabs, cabbie, cabbies, cabby, direction, directions, as the crow flies, bird, birds, crow, crows, clueless, cluelessness, new york city, new yorker, new yorkers, entitled, entitlement, drive, drives, driver, drivers, inconvenience, inconveniences, taxi driver, taxi drivers
Thank you for not killing me.
"Hello, this is Bill Gates. Remember, nobody has a monopoly on safety, so buckle up!"
Tags:taxi, taxis, taxicab, taxicabs, cab, cabs, cabbie, cabbies, safety warning, cabby, safety warnings, buckle up, celebrity, celebrities, recorded message, recorded messages, recording, recordings, monopoly, monopolies, antitrust, antitrust case, antitrust cases, bill gates, microsoft, lawsuit, lawsuits
A doorman fires a gun into the air.
Tags:taxi, taxis, taxicab, taxicabs, cab, cabs, cabby, cabbies, hail, hails, hailing, gunshot, gunshots, doorman, doormen, concierge, door service, overzealous, overreaction, overreactions, overreacting, startle, startles, scare, scares, frighten, frightens, frightening, halt, halts, halting, traffic
"Hey, no problem—I'll take the next one."
Tags:taxi, taxis, taxicab, taxicabs, hail, hails, hailing, hail a taxi, cabby, cabbies, cab driver, cab drivers, crash test, crash, crashes, accident, accidents, traffic accident, traffic accidents, crash test dummy, crash test dummies, safety test, safety tests, ominous, ominous sign, ominous signs, warning, warnings, warn, warns, urban, unsafe, worry, worries, worrying, harbinger, harbingers
A businessman pushes Cinderella aside and takes the carriage.
"Er, driver, just let me off right here, please!"
Tags:drive, drives, driving, driver, drivers, cab, cabs, cabbie, cabbies, cabby, cab driver, cab drivers, taxi, taxis, taxicab, taxicabs, worry, worries, worrying, worrisome, anxious, anxiety, anxieties, alien, aliens, monster, monsters, change of heart, changes of heart, cab fare, cab fares, fare, fares
A taxi passenger climbs into the car filled with signs.
Tags:sign, signs, unnecessary, too many, cab, cabs, cabby, cabbies, safety, safety sign, safety signs, health and safety, driver, drivers, taxi driver, taxi drivers, reminder, reminders, new york, new york city, new york cab, new york cabs, new york cabbie, new york cabbies, fare, fares, cab fare, cab ride, cab rides, instruction, instructions, cabbie, cabbies, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, irritate, irritates, irritating, irritation, irritations, frustration, frustrations, frustrating
Tags:rockefeller, rockefeller centre, rockefeller centre, ice skate, ice skating, skate, skates, ice skates, ice-skate, ice-skating, ice-skates, bear, bears, trick, tricks, talent, talented, absurd, taxi, taxis, cab, cabs, cabby, cabbie, taximan, taxi man, driver, drivers, drive, grizzly, grizzlies, brown bear, brown bears, christmas, christmases, new york, new york city, nyc, holiday, holidays, ice rink, rink, rinks, ice skating rink
"I'm going to need to make multiple stops."
Tags:santa, santa claus, cabby, cabbies, taxi, taxis, taxicab, taxicabs, taxi-cab, taxi-cabs, delivery, deliveries, father christmas, stop, stops, multiple stops, cabsharing, cab-sharing, father christmas, saint nicholas, saint nick, st. nicholas, st. nick, new yorker, new yorkers, new york city, present, presents, gift, gifts, xmas, x-mas, christmas, holiday season, christmas eve
"Now here's all this mythology about how I'm crabby."