"You didn't tell me Tuscany doesn't have cable."
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villa, villas, italian villa, italian villas, cable, cable tv, cable television, expectation, expectations, entitled, entitlement, upper class, upper classes, ignorant, ignorance, attention span, attention spans, short attention span, short attention spans, italy, italian vacation, italian vacations, philistine, philistines, unappreciative, bored, boring, boredom, listless, shifty, fidget, fidgets, fidgeting, technology, technologies, europe, european"I feel that if I wait here long enough Oprah will give me something."
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talk show, talk shows, celebrity, celebrities, generous, charitable, charity, giving, give away, gift, gifting, gifted, free gifts, giveaways, host, hosts, viewer, viewers, fan, fans, lazy, freebies, handouts, donation, donations, optimistic, optimism, tv, tv show, tv shows, tv program, tv programme, tv programs, tv programmes, television, televisions, cable, cable tv"You wanna watch the Hunting Channel or the Gathering Network?"
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hunting, hunter, hunters, hunter-gatherer, hunter-gatherers, network, networks, channel, channels, cable, cable channel, cable channels, cable package, cable packages, couch potato, couch potatoes, choice, choices, option, options, special interest, special interest, interest, interests, interest group, interest groups, lazy, laziness, slacker, slackers, slack off, slacking off, modern life, modern times, exercise, exercises, exercising, lack of exercise, unhealthy lifestyle, unhealthy lifestyles"Godot says, 'Running late, frowny face, winky face.' "
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literature, literary, lit, lit major, lit majors, minimalism, minimalist, books, book lover, book, book lovers, bookish, book worm, book worms, reference, references, cultural, culture, cultural reference, cultural references, cable, cable guy, existentialism, existential, nihilism, nihilistic, text, texting, communication, communicate, emoji, emojis, emoticon, emoticons, cell, cells, cell phone, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, phone, phones, tech, technological, gadget, gadgetsWaiting For Godot And The Cable Guy
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literature, literary, lit, lit major, lit majors, minimalism, minimalist, books, book lover, book, book lovers, bookish, book worm, book worms, reference, references, cultural, culture, cultural reference, cultural references, cable, cable guy, existentialism, existential, nihilism, nihilistic, tv, television, cable installation, installation, beckett, samuel beckett, waiting for godot, godot, cable guy, eternity, long wait, waiting room, waiting, waits, didi, tragicomedy, theater, theatre, play, plays, playwright, theatrical, stage, stages, show, shows"All we know is it happened between the hours of 9 A.M. and 4 P.M."
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murder, murders, death, deaths, die, dies, dying, detective, detectives, police, officer, officers, cable, cable companies, window, time window, waiting, waits, wait, time frame, time period, wait around, annoying, annoys, imprecise, imprecision, crime scene, time of death"Don is more like network, and Evan is more like cable."
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women, woman, men, man, smack talk, smack talking, talking smack, talking trash, trash talk, trash talking, gossip, gossiping, gossiper, gossipers, network, network television, network tv, cable tv, cable television, cable, differences, comparison, comparisons, options, weighing the options, friend, friendsDeadwood 25 miles
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television, television show, television shows, televisions, cable, wild west, western, westerns, regional, profanity, profanity filled, swears, swear, swearing, curse, cursing, post-civil war, lawless, outlaws, outlaw, gold strike, mining, coal mining, coal miners, coal miner, tv program, tv programs, tv programme, tv programmes, satellite, satellite tv, streaming, online streaming, digital cable, premium tv, premium cable"It's James Earl Jones from Verizon again—he wants to know if we still respect him as an actor."
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actor, actors, acting, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, fame, famous, narrator, narrators, media, telecom, telecommunications, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, internet, wifi, cable, tv, television, tvs, televisions, movie, movies, cold call, cold calls, consumer, consumers, consumerism"I'm sorry I couldn't be there but I was able to TiVo your perp walk."
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perp walk, perp walks, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, corruption, corrupt, selfish, selfishness, lazy, laziness, insensitive, insensitivity, cable, cable tv, cable television, walking the perp, frog march, frog marching, the media, unsupportive, self centred, self centered, corporate giant, corporate giants, disloyalWaiting For The G Train
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literature, literary, lit, lit major, lit majors, minimalism, minimalist, books, book lover, book, book lovers, bookish, book worm, book worms, reference, references, cultural, culture, cultural reference, cultural references, cable, cable guy, existentialism, existential, nihilism, nihilistic, beckett, samuel beckett, waiting for godot, godot, cable guy, eternity, long wait, waiting room, waiting, waits, didi, tragicomedy, theater, theatre, play, plays, playwright, theatrical, stage, stages, show, shows, train, trains, subway, subways, subway line, underground, metro"I don't need my antennae any more. I have cable."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, insect, insects, bug, bugs, beetle, beetles, antennae, cable, digital, tv, t.v., television, televisions, tvs, technology, modern technology, modern life, upgrade, wordplay, word play"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."
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television, televisions, tv, tvs, entertainment, technology, flat screen tv, flat screen, big screen, television set, television sets, vintage, vintage tv, vintage television, broadcast, broadcasting, memo, tv monitor, tv monitors, technological evolution, movie, movies, film, films, dvd, dvds, cable, old age, old people, elderly, elders, elder"We're a cable giant, you're a cable giant."
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board meeting, board meetings, meeting, meetings, business meeting, business meetings, tv, television, cable, cable network, cable networks, cable tv, cable television, tv broadcaster, tv broadcasters, tv broadcasting, television broadcaster, television broadcasters, television broadcasting, corporation, corporations, corporate giant, corporate giants, buzzword, buzzwords, business talk, business speak, merger, mergers, modern life, modern times"But, Marge, five hundred channels. Won't that make a difference?"
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relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, divorce, divorcing, divorced, breakup, split up, breakups, breaking up, ex, exes, walked out, dump, dumped, cable, satellite, channel, channels, variety, options, tv, tvs, television, televisions"We have HBO, ESPN, and all the rest, but, mostly, we just watch the cheese channel."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, mouse, mice, rat, rats, cheese, television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., channel, channels, same old same old, satellite tv, cable, streaming, unchanging, consistentMan carries heavy computer.
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modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, computer, computers, computing, pc, pcs, p.c., p.c.s, computer monitor, computer monitors, inconvenient, inconvenience, nuisance, heavy, dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, mans best friend, man's best friend, cable, cables, computer cable, computer cablesCNN LIVE
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view, views, window, windows, fake news, donald, trump, incompetent, idiot, idiots, media, press, news, news team, live news, live news coverage, weather, weather report, weather forecast, forecast, forecasts, cable, tv, tvs, television, televisions, show, shows, tv show, tv shows, television show, television showsGodot Bound And Gagged In A Dark Office
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literature, literary, lit, lit major, lit majors, minimalism, minimalist, books, book lover, book, book lovers, bookish, book worm, book worms, reference, references, cultural, culture, cultural reference, cultural references, cable, cable guy, existentialism, existential, nihilism, nihilistic, kidnap, kidnapped, tied, tied up, rope, bound, gagged, gag, escape, no escape, explain, explanation, explained, theory, theories, pop culture"Good heavens! Who hooked you up? This one is cable TV!"
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television, televisions, tv, tvs, t.v., t.v.s, television cable, television cables, t.v. cable, t.v. cables, tv cable, tv cables, cable television, cable tv, cable t.v., hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, nurse, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, bed-ridden, bedridden, iv, ivs, iv drip, iv drips, i.v., i.v.s, i.v. drip, i.v. drips, intravenous drip, intravenous drips, intravenous therapy, cable, cables, wire, wires, hooked up, mistake, mistakes, error, errors, many cables, many wires, modern life, modern medicine"History Channel Bingo"
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tv, tv channel, tv channels, channel, channels, tv network, tv networks, television channel, television channels, television network, television networks, cable, history, pop history, history channel, bingo, bingo card, bingo cards, predictable, predictable, pseudodocumentaries, pseudodocumentary, historian, historians, sensationalism, sensational, bad documentaries, bad documentary, dumbed down, dumbing down"Message: I care."
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mountain, mountains, rock face, rock-face, mountaineer, mountaineering, climb, climbs, climbing, message, messages, telegram, telegrams, telegraphy, messaging, transmit, transmits, transmission, long distance, long-distance, cable, cables, code, codes, symbolic code, symbolic codes, coding, wire, wires, care, cares, caring"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"
"When did our cable bill get higher than our mortgage?"
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cable, cable tv, cable bill, cable bills, bill, bills, expensive, extortionate, cost of living, living costs, mortgage, mortgages, outgoings, couple, couples, cohabiting, cohabit, tv, television, telly